| Travolta Makes a Pass at Fred Durst?
Fred Durst has been involved in many strange episodes but none quite like this story that's going around LA. Fred met John Travolta recently and the two men got quite chummy.
One night, as it goes, Travolta called Durst to say he was coming round. When he arrived, Travolta said "Johnny wants mouthwash. Johnny loves mouthwash." Durst gave him the mouthwash. Next thing he knew, Travolta leaned in for a kiss.
Seeing Durst's surprise, Travolta took a step back, saying that he got the wrong end of the stick and left. Durst stood there, horrified. Not because of any kiss. But because Travolta wasn't wearing his wig.
I think we've all learned a sobering lesson here. When attempting a homosexual liplock with the be-hatted frontman of a bygone nu-metal outfit whose name is synonymous with a flaccid penis, sacrifice the Scope and instead, make sure to wear your toupée.
Priorities, people!!! |