Vince McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, John Cena, and Shawn Michaels are all in Vince’s office for the pre-RAW meeting.
Vince: “Alright, time to get this mee…Wait, where’s Hunter?”
Steph: “Late!”
Cena: “Probably still polishing that nose of his. That can really take a while.”
Vince: “Eh…right. So what’s the planning for tonight’s RAW? We’ve got the SmackDown side sorted for Backlash, where are we headed with RAW?”
Cena: “How’s about I face the entire roster for my WWE Title and then, just to mix things up a bit, I FU everyone and pick up the win!”
Vince: “Interesting, but you’re pretty much set to face Punk already so any other ideas?”
HBK: “Well I was thinking I could try and push someone to the main event?”
Vince: “Sounds good Shawn. How about you and Triple H try and bring some credibility back to the tag division? I mean Hunter pretty much destroyed it on Monday.”
Steph: “Wait! Wasn’t that your idea Daddy?”
Vince: “Well, of course, I have to keep my main event stars happy.”
Steph: “Well how is putting Hunter in a mid-card tag team feud going to keep him happy?”
Vince: “Well, we’ll let him destroy a tank this week. That should please him.”
[Triple H enters the room]
HBK: “Hunter!”
Triple H: “Shawn!”
[Triple H and Shawn embrace like long-lost friends]
Vince: “Enough of that!”
Triple H: “So what’s been happening without me?”
Cena: “Well, you and Shawn are going to feud with some mid-card tag team pretty much.”
Triple H: “WHAT!”
Vince: “But on a brighter note, you’re going to face a tank this week and pick up the win.”
Triple H: “Well I guess that’s one good thing at least.”
Vince: “Alright, so that leaves Orton to sort out from the main event. Any ideas? I want something good for him.”
Steph: “Are you sure you do?”
Vince: “Why wouldn’t I be sure?”
Steph: “Well, he excreted in Maria’s bag yesterday!”
Vince: “Shit! That’s the third time this week! I’ll need to have words with him.”
Triple H: “If you want to job him out as punishment, you could let him drive the tank and let me get the win?”
Vince: “That won’t be necessary Hunter.”
Triple H: “Alright, alright! Just a suggestion.”
Vince: “So any more topics of discussion before we adjourn this meeting?”
Steph: “Just one! I was thinking Cody Rhodes could do with a gimmick change.”
Vince: “What have you got in mind?”
Steph: “I was thinking he could take the role of a giant plank of wood?”
Vince: “Are you serious Steph? God knows the kid does not have the charisma to play that sort of character! So if that's it...John, you want to go and hit the showers?"
Cena: "We didn't even work out Vince...?"
Vince: We didn't? Oh right, eh, yeah. Some other time eh...!"
[Vince winks at Cena]
RAW card up shortly