Ruse the Moose

Here's a moose's take on people speeding; don't do it! One time I was walking down an old road with my two young moose children and then I hear the deafening roar of an engine. I look behind me and see a car speeding. My children, afraid since they're young, run ahead of me and so I take after them. As we're about to go into the ditch, the driver hits one of my children and it rolls over their car, smashing their windshield. I WAS AFRAID HE WAS DEAD! Thankfully he was alive and needed to be cared after by my wife. It was a close call.

But yeah, just because there are no signs about speed-limit, don't be a smart-ass and put the pedal to the metal. You could've got somebody like yourself killed. Be grateful he let you off with a warning instead of putting a cap in your ass right then and there (if that is what the humans really do). You need to be more responsible or else you could hit something innocent like me.

You wouldn't like that, would you?