Vince, Batista, Michael Hayes, the head writer of SmackDown!, Hulk Hogan and John Cena are all shown in the meeting office, talking about the upcoming SmackDown! show.
Hogan: “Let me come back Vince.”
Vince: “No!”
Hogan: “Oh, come on brutha! I’m in the best shape of my life!”
Vince: “No!”
Hogan: “I’ll even put somebody over this time?”
Vince: “Oh, alright, if you shut up for a while!”
Hogan: “Ah, great Vince! I knew I could always rely on you. So I was thinking, how about I return tonight? Edge could put me over?”
Vince: “What? Why would I make my most over heel job to you?”
Hogan: “Alright, so who I go over is undecided yet but we can work on those details later.”
[There is a knock at the door]
Funaki: “Delivery for a Mr. Hulk Hogan?”
Hogan: “That’s me.”
[Funaki brings the package over to Hogan and asks him to sign]
Vince: “Wait a minute, you look familiar. Didn’t you used to work in that sushi restaurant down the street from here?”
Funaki: “Eh…No. I work for you actually.”
Vince: “Really? Oh, well I eh…I sure don’t employ you to stand around here and have idle chit chat! Now get out of here!”
[Funaki gives Hogan the package and leaves the room]
Vince: “Since when did I own a delivery company?”
Hayes: “Actually he’s on the SmackDown! roster Vince.”
Vince: “Get out! Really? Wow, we’re less racist than I thought.”
Batista: “What’s in the package then Hogan?”
[Hogan opens up the package. Now lying on the table is an opened box of “Batistaroids”]
Vince: “What the!?”
Hayes: “…”
Batista: “I so am not getting a payment for that name!”
Hogan: “Ohhh yeah brutha! 25% extra free!”
Vince: “Hogan…Get out!”
[Hogan leaves the room dejectedly]
Vince: “Alright, so SmackDown!, what’s the plan?”
Cena: “Ahhh! My Cena senses are tingling!”
[Cena web slings himself out the window]
Hayes [continuing as if nothing has happened]: “The usual?”
Vince: “Half hour for Taker getting to the ring? Half hour of hardcore making out for Edge and Vickie? Job Kane? And have Flair win?”
Hayes: “Flair’s actually retired now Vince.”
Vince: “He’s actually sticking with that? Hrmm, well the rest is a plan, yes?”
Batista: “I can take Flair’s spot, I’m good at winning!”
Vince: “Good call. Alright so we’re good to go. Meeting adjourned.”
SmackDown! card up shortly.