The following is the pre-ECW meeting between Vince McMahon, Paul Heyman and Triple H.
Vince: “I don’t want to hang around today folks, mainly cause this is the ECW meeting and nobody actually gives a crap.”
Triple H: “Haha, true that!”
Vince: “So anybody going to throw me an idea?”
Triple H: “I’m thinking Kelly Kelly should probably take up half the show dancing. Then throw a couple of “monsters” into two different matches and we’re all set. And that even leaves ten minutes to replay me destroying the tag division last night.”
Vince: “I’m liking it. Anybody object?”
Heyman: “You’re both joking right? This is my ECW damn it!”
Vince: “Your ECW?”
Heyman [now laughing]: “Oh right, your ECW, I keep forgetting that.”
Vince: “Better. So what ideas have you got Heyman?”
Heyman: “Well, Dusty and I have been speaking and we think it’s best to give Shelton his chance to shine now against RVD.”
Triple H [chuckling]: “That feud’ll be gold on the mic anyways.”
[RVD and Shelton angrily come storming into the room. Both men stare at Triple H but both lack the charisma to reply.]
Heyman: “Alright you two, there’s enough voices in here without two more.”
Triple H: “Hahaha! Ahh, good one Heyman!”
[RVD and Shelton silently leave the room.]
Vince: “Alright, so stick those two up against a pair of “monsters” and we’re all set, right?”
Heyman: “Well, I’m thinking we make Umaga a genuine threat again, you know make him look unstoppable again?”
Triple H: “Ah! Nice plan. Then we ship him back to RAW, and job him to me!”
Heyman: “Well, I eh…Haven’t thought that far in advance.”
Vince: “What about this Punk thing?”
Heyman: “Keep him on ECW!”
Triple H: “Keep him on ECW!”
Vince: “Why’s that?”
Heyman: “Him and RVD can bring ECW back to greatness.”
Triple H: “He’s not ready for the big leagues. Guy gets almost as small a reaction as RVD.”
Vince: “You know, he gets pops as loud as…well, yours?”
Triple H: “I don’t care! I don’t want him on RAW taking up my show time damn it!”
[The discussion continues]
ECW Card up soon