Joey Styles: Welcome to this weeks ECW, Live from “The Bingo Hall” Philadelphia!

Tazz: For once you’re speakin’ sense; this place is not mine, but yours and every ECW original’s home from home! And it is great to be back!

Joey Styles: That’s right partner and what an action packed show we have for you tonight. But first, it seems Raven has a few words to say from the ring.

Raven sits on the turn buckle, resting his bandaged up hand on his thigh with a mic in his left hand “Sabu… Sabu what am I going to do with you? Your wrestling’s real but your souls untrue, that random attack was the start of something black – a black hole is appearing and from now on it’ll continue searing and at the end of the day I’ll make you fade away” Raven pauses for a second and sighs “Sabu, I feel sorry for you, You are ‘The Suicidal, Homicidal, Genocidal, Death-Defying Maniac’ but Sabu – You don’t know the true meaning of homicidal and I’m going to teach you something., Next week me and you are going to play our little games – in a steel cage, but not just any steel cage…No, Sabu this will be one of the most brutal matches you’ve seen – there will be weapons attached to the walls. Sabu this will be the end of your poisoned soul and if you’re lucky, the end of you…” Raven drops the mic and exits the ring, walking to the backstage.

Match 1) Triple Threat Tables match – Nick Gage, Necro Butcher and Tiger Mask

Tony Chimel: The next match will be a triple-threat table’s match! Weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds! Hailing from Salt Lake City, Utah, ‘The Future of Hardcore’ Nick Gage!

Gage appears on the stage throwing his arms up into the air, bandana around his face. Casually walking to the ring, kneeling down and grabbing a plyboard covered in barbed wire from under the ring, he pushes it into the ring then sets it up in thee corner.

Tony Chimel: And! Coming in at two hundred and thirty pounds! He comes from Morgan Town, West Virginia! Necro Butcher!

Necro Butcher come out from the backstage area clutching two chairs in his hand, pointing one of them towards Nick Gage, the crowd roars throughout the ECW Arena for what seems to be support for Butcher, He climbs into the ring and cautiously waits for his next opponant

Tony Chimel: Finally! Hailing from Chiba, Japan! Weighing in at One hundred and ninety pounds!! Tiger Mask!

Tiger Mask sprints towards the ring, sliding in and quickly running towards Nick Gage, The bell suddenly rings and Tiger Mask executes a running drop kick, quickly getting up he attempts a spring board body splash but gets a swinging chair to the head by Necro Butcher!

Butcher picks up Tiger Mask and hits him with the steel chair causing him to fall to the ground, Nick Gage rushes towards Necro Butcher and begins to continuously hit him with a barrage of hits that look almost as if he’s shoot fighting, Necro butcher tries to cover his head but gets punched in the nose which causes it to bleed.

Tiger Mask grabs Nick Gage’s leg but gets kicked by Gage, and then he turns back to Butcher and continues his assault. Out of nowhere Tiger Mask hits Gage with a drop kick, causing him to stumble backwards. A bloodied Butcher gives a brutal clothes line to Gage, sending him flying to the mat with a loud thump.

Tiger Mask jumps onto the turn buckle and points to Gage. Necro moves back out of the ring to get a table, He’s letting Tiger Mask attack Gage! Tiger Mask executes a diving head butt! Gage looks out of it!

Necro Butcher pushes the table into the ring but gets kicked in the head due to Tiger Mask executing a baseball slide. Tiger Mask sets up the table and picks up Nick Gage, Tombstone piledriver! Gage is out!

Necro Butcher climbs back into the ring and counters Tiger Mask’s running attack with a stiff punch to the face, knocking Tiger Mask to the ground. He then walks over to Gage and drags him to his feet and then Irish whips him into the barbed wire plyboard! Nick Gage is trapped and mangled in the barbed wire! Suddenly

Tiger Mask is picked up off the mat by Necro Butcher where he attempts to powerbomb Tiger Mask into the table, but it is countered into a DDT through the table!

Tony Chimel: And the winner of the match! Tiger Mask!

Tiger Mask and Necro Butcher exit the ring and walk backstage but Nick Gage receives urgent medical attention, being cut from the barbed wire and put on a stretcher, he fights his way off, hitting the medical staff and stumbling towards the backstage area.

Winner: Tiger Mask IV

Nick Gage appears on the TitanTron, he’s backstage looking for Necro Butcher. He wonders into the locker room and spots Necro “I’ll show you hardcore!” Gage yells, grabbing a chair and hitting Necro repeatedly with it. Rob Van Dam spots Nick Gage and grabs the chair off him and manages to calm him down.

Joey Styles: Uhhh, if you’re just as shocked as I am by Gage’s un-sportsman like conduct I am sorry in behalf of ECW

Tazz: You dunce, No you’re not you love this stuff just as much as I do, it ain’t ballet! Somebody’s gonna get hurt, backstage or in the ring

Joey Styles: Maybe so, but up next! We will give you details on the announcement posted on ecw.com a few short days ago. We have to go for a commercial break but after that, the new details on whats going on here at ECW!


Joey Styles: And we’re back! Now for those who do not have access to Ecw.com we have a reply of the announcement made by Paul Heyman coming up…

Click here to see the announcement (WWE: Revolution: ECW)

Joey Styles: Now for those who didn’t quite get that, He means that every ECW match will now be a No-DQ match.

Tazz: Ha-ha yeah! Weapons are completely legal and you the fans can bring your own weapons in and if you’re lucky, they’ll get used by one of the ECW wrestlers!

Joey Styles: I just hope nobody thinks they can participate anymore in a match then just giving a weapon to a wrestler though… Anyway after that exciting announcement let’s get the rest of tonight’s show underway!

Terry Funk is sitting on a steel chair in the ring holding a mic, the crowd seems to calm down when he tells them to shut up “Now the guy I’m meant to have an ‘interview’ with is labelled a hardcore legend, now…Correct me If I’m wrong but I’m the one and only true hardcore legend” He pauses for a second as the crowd boo’s, but it seems as if the original ECW fans are backing him, Funk points towards them “These Funkers know, I am the one and only, the True Hardcore Legend, not just of ECW but I am the face of Hardcore!"

Mick Foleys music hits as he walks down to the ring, climbing inside he grabs the mic off Terry Funk “Terry, You are a great legend and I’ve always looked up to you as a kind-of father figure, But like my dad you’ve rejected me and now I’m going to fight back! I challenge yo-“He is cut off by Birchall’s music

Birchall appears on the stage, putting a mic to his lips “Now, I know I’m not blind but these fans bloody well are, I see two ‘hardcore’ has-beens in the ring, they see Hardcore legends. I know I could beat, No…Dominate both of you in the same night – I’ll give you two choices, I challenge both of you to a Handicap match, you two against me or I beat both of you in singles matches TONIGHT!”

Terry Funk sighs and looks at Mick Foley, they exchange words then Mick Foley grabs the mic off Funk and answers “Sure! Paul you’re going to see not one but two hardcore legends beat your ass next week!”

Match 2) Pinfall or Submission match, The looser gets fired – Birchall vs Mick Foley and Terry Funk

Birchall begins charging down to the ring “No! Tonight!” Birchall throws the mic down as he slides into the ring, a ref rushes from the backstage as Funk quickly gets up from his chair grabbing it and throwing it towards Birchall who catches the chair and swings it towards Mick Foley, violently missing he looses balance and falls into Terry Funk who executes a full nelson on Birchall to let Mick Foley pick up the chair and hit Birchall in the stomach repeatedly.

Birchall struggles out of the full nelson causing Foley to swing the chair into Funk’s stomach, He then spears Foley to the ground and walks over to Terry Funk and attempts an overhead belly-to-belly suplex and lands it! He hits a standing moonsault on Funk and then picks up Foley and executes a C4! He lands on Funk! Birchall sits on Foleys stomach, causing the Ref to call the pin...1...2…3! He gets it! Funk is unable to push Foley and Birchall off of him!

Winner by Pinfall: Paul Birchall

Birchall grabs the mic from Tony Chimel “I don’t need your announcement mate!” he turns to Foley and Funk, still down on the mat “You two have gone past your prime, I’m here to leave my mark – get the hell out of my ring, Do you here me?” He picks up Mick Foley and picks him up in a military press type hold, literality throwing him out of the ring, towards the ramp. He then helps Funk up and extends his arm as if he wants to shake his hand – But instead he powerfully Irish whips funk out of the ring, the ECW Arena begins to fill with a boo as Birchall leaves for the backstage.

Joey Styles: I’ve never seen so much disrespect for two legends such as Funk and Foley; it’ll be lonely without those two great personalities

Tazz: You got that right, Birchall’s just pissed me off I felt like getting in the ring myself, if it wasn’t for my neck I’d have got in there and showed him how to pull a belly-to-belly suplex

Joey Styles: Maybe you should’ve partner, I’m just glad both of these superstars are able to make it backstage.

A video gets played of the Assault CM Punk did to Jeff Hardy after there match last week – After wards Matt hardy can be seen in the ring holding a mic “Seeing that attack has made me think – I’m going to put up a fight tonight, I feel as If I can outclass and out do CM Punk, He’s good but Matt hardy version one is better! So CM Punk, Get you’re ass out here right now! And I’ll beat it back down into the slums of Chicago!”

CM Punks music begins to play, quickly cutting off as he runs out from the crowd, attacking Matt Hardy from behind! The ref calls for the bell to start the match

Match 3) Submission, Pinfall or Give up match – CM Punk Vs Jeff Hardy

CM Punk carries on the barrage of assaults, busting Hardy open with what seems to be his fist with a piece of barbed wire wrapped around it! He grinds it into the skull of Matt. His cries of pain can be heard almost all throughout the arena.

Punk picks Matt Hardy up off the mat and kicks him in the gut executing a Double underhook backbreaker. Punk unwraps the Barbed wire from his fist and throws it out of the ring, stomping down on Matt continuously.

Pulling Matt up by the hair he Irish whips him towards the ropes, but Matt counters with a belly-to-back suplex and then he elbow drops Punk in the stomach, Matt climbs the turn buckle and jumps off, nailing a 450° splash! The ref goes for the pin! 1…2…Punk kicks out!

Matt picks him up off the mat to get slapped by CM Punk in the chest, who directly follows that up with a roundhouse kick to the head, as Matt Hardy falls to the ground he lands on his knee, CM Punk hits a shining Wizard!!! He picks Matt Hardy up and Irish Whips him towards the turn buckle, immediately following it up with a running elbow strike

Punk climbs the turn buckle and grabs Matt Hardy by the hair, pulling him up to the second rope. CM Punk hits the Pepsi Plunge! Matt Hardy looks out of it! CM Punk goes for the cover…

1…2…3! CM Punk wins! Wait a minute he doesn’t look like he’s finished! Punk climbs the turn buckle once more, mimicking Jeff Hardy’s ‘Xtreme’ Taunt and he executes a Swanton Bomb on Matt!

Winner: CM Punk by Pinfall

Joey Styles: OH MY GOD CM PUNK JUST USED THE SWANTON BOMB ON MATT!

Tazz: Calm down twinkle toes, that’s called stealing your opponents finisher, playing with there mind and CM Punk is young but he still knows the tricks of the older wrestlers – Its good to see that here in ECW

Joey Styles: Ok partner but what did you think about that match?

Tazz: I think that you needed to shut up during it so I could enjoy it, but its always good to see young blood stay true to ECW’s hardcore roots!

A video is played of a debuting superstar – The ECW Arena is dark and he’s standing alone in the ring with no fans stairing into the camera with a blank expression smudged across his face…The video cuts off

Match: Main Event) Four Way ECW Television Pinfall or Submission Match – Low-Ki, Sonjay Dutt, Juventud Guerrera and El Generico.


Tony Chimel: Because of Paul Heyman’s announcement the next match has been changed to a ladder match for the ECW Television Title!

Making his way to the ring, from Brooklyn, New York, Weighing in at one hundred and eighty pounds! Low-Ki!

Low-Ki walks down towards the ring, ignoring every fan cheering his name, climbing onto the apron he turns around and waits.

Joey Styles: Sorry about this, we have to cut to commercials

When the show returns from its commercial break we notice that Sonjay Dutt and Juventud are already in the ring

Tony Chimel: On his way to the ring! Weighing in at 180 Pounds! Hailing from Tijuana, Mexico! He Is “The Generic Luchador!” El…Generico!

The crowd begins to chant “Olé! Olé, Olé, Olé, Olé, Olé!" El Generico runs out throwing his fist into the air, slapping the hand of every fan he sees while making his way to the ring. He jumps onto the apron and the crowd cheers.

The bell rings and the match gets underway, El Generico hits a flying elbow to the head of Juventud, who handsprings up to just get knocked down by El Generico again “Olé” He yells.

Right next to them Low-Ki hits Sonjay Dutt with a Enzuigiri followed up by him kicking Sonjay Dutt in the stomach while he’s down, El Generico runs towards Low-Ki and executes a clothes line followed up by a moonsault to the downed Low-Ki.

El Generico quickly gets up; the fans begin cheering him as he dances around the ring. He quickly exits the ring, picking up a table and setting it up outside of the ring, he then rushes back in the ring.

Juventud quickly gets up and pushes El Generico out of the ring; he then executes an Air Juvi taking both him and El Generico out Low-Ki slowly picks himself up off the ring, looking around he notices every other wrestler is downed. He pins Dutt, The ref begins to count 1...2... Juventud pulls the leg of Low-Ki causing him to slide off Sonjay Dutt.

Low-Ki kicks back at Juvi causing him to fall back into El Generico’s drop kick. Low-Ki throws Sonjay Dutt out of the ring, getting a ladder and setting it up so its balancing on the ropes, he then climbs out of the ring and slams Sonjay Dutt onto the table, He quickly rushes into the ring, running towards the ropes and then up the ladder executing an elbow drop sending both him and Dutt through the table!

El Generico Pushes Juventud into the ring, Irish whips him into the corner and hits the Olé Kick! Generico then pushes Juvi up onto the top rope and hits the Brainbustaaaaahhhhh!!!!! Juvi looks like he’s out of it! El Generico jumps to the top rope and executes a moonsault! He hits it but Juvi was playing possum! He reverses the pin into one of his own! 1…2…3! Juventud Guerrera wins the ECW Television Title!

Winner: Juventud Guerrera