Jayman

Super Moderator

*Your television set is tuned in for yet another live edition of the Clique Wrestling Federation – the CWF! Once again, we are treated to the wooden door to Commissioner Felix’s office. Posted on the door is a few sheets of paper, with the top reading: “Last day for Signups to the Clique Rumble!!” Many names have been scrawled on the list, some well known, and others not so much. We pan out from the sheet of paper to see a line of a few people waiting to sign up. The first is a rather larger gentleman who looks eager.

Man #1: I’m gonna drop the A-BOMB on the rest of these guys at the Rumble! Rawr!!!

He signs his name and walks away, leaving the next signee: a smaller cruiserweight with long black hair, and an Eskimo parka on. Sled dogs are behind him barking, and shitting all over the floor. He doesn’t seem to mind, though.

)85(: I beat God (not the supreme being) in Week #2, and I don’t get another mention after that? Unbelievable. I’m gonna rock the rumble!

He too signs up and walks away. The “King of New York” himself (not Giganto) heads up next and signs the roster sheet as “yankeesman77”. He is wearing a Derek Jeter jersey. A-Bomb remarks that the Yankees suck something hard. )85( laughs at the comment, apparently agreeing. Zar333 walks by, and hearing this shakes his head.

Zar333: I think the sled dogs suck something harder, isn’t that right )85(?

*)85( doesn’t take kindly to that statement, and lunges at Zar. Yankeesman77 comes to his aid, trying to fend off the Alaskan wonder. However, A-Bomb intercepts Yankeesman and gets in a few shots. Soon there is one big impromptu backstage fight, the ruckus of which causes Felix to open his office door.

Felix: What is this, the jobber fight from hell? Go out in the parking lot with that crap, I’ve got a show to run.

*Shrugging, )85( picks up his toboggan and makes his way to the parking garage. Yankeesman77 dusts off his jersey while A-Bomb cracks his knuckles. Zar333 combs his long beard and follows the other three to the backlot. They walk single-file, and talk trash on their way out.

A-Bomb: I’m gonna drop the A-BOMB on someone in about 2 minutes when we get back to the parking lot.
Yankeesman77: If you use that phrase again I’m gonna get )85(‘s sled dogs to drop a “bomb” of their own on you.

*The 4 jobbers continue to argue as they walk single file to the parking lot. Meanwhile, pyro explodes in the arena area, fans cheer, and rock music fills the speakers as we get set for the intro of the 9th episode of “The Clique is RAW”. The camera zooms around to catch a few fan’s signs, as per usual. This week’s highlights include: “Tyler Durden is my great-great-great-great-great grandpa”, “Felix can order ME around anytime!”, “Zar’s debut made me wet”, and “SS is Samoan Shit!”. We cut to ringside, where Tyler Durden and King Jayman are sitting as per usual at the commentators booth. Jay seems to be sleeping at the desk, and Tyler connects with a swift slap to the back of his head, waking up his partner (not like that).

Tyler: Welcome again to another edition of “The Clique is RAW”. Tonight, all 4 members of the CWO will be in action tonight as Giganto takes on Felix in his exhibition match towards the World Title Match next week at Clique Rumble. Our World Champion Simon will be in a gauntlet match, and we know his first opponent will be the Mikkster. Finally, the “Gruesome Twosome” of Blade and Gigglypuff will be in our main event against the proven team of Erin and Mr. Cool. As an added stipulation, the angry Samoan Suntan Superman will be the special guest referee. If he can call this match fairly without interfering in it, the Commish has agreed to sign SS vs. Erin for the Rumble.
Jay: That lineup is more stacked than Giggly’s….
Tyler: And that’s not all. Everyone’s favorite talker God is up next, and as usual, he is eager to speak. Let’s go to ringside, where God is in the middle of the ring with a microphone.

*In the ring, God stands in his wrestling tights, all smiles. He waits for the boos to die down, but judging by God’s smile and waving to the crowd, he is mistaking them for cheers. He claps for the crowd, obviously in a good mood tonight. God takes a bow. Someone throws a beer bottle in the ring and it narrowly hits God in the leg. God responds by giving a thumbs-up to that fan and taking a swig of the beer from the bottle.

God: Do I have the greatest fans in the world or what? Thank you for that refreshing beverage sir. Oh? What’s that you say? You’re a woman? Hm, hard to tell. Anyway…….last week I continued the greatest winning streak in the history of wrestling when I beat Jackies in the middle of this ring. It was pretty easy, mind you. In fact, I’m told that I now have the record for winning in quickest fashion in the history of the MWF/CWF. One of my many accolades, really. Did you know I was also undefeated, if you take my post-PPV record? It’s great I tell you. Anyway, I have another matchup yet tonight. My opponent is making their debut match against me, as a matter of fact. However, my opponent has been in the background lurking for some time now, eyeing the competition I’m sure. This week they cannot hide, and have been forced to the ring against the greatest “Master-debator” of all time, God!! Without further ado…

*”The Thong Song” by Sisquo plays next, and out walks not Half-Boy, but his fiancée: Emma. She is in skimpy wrestling boy-shorts and a cute top to match it. She doesn’t look very excited to be out there, and looks at the ring in fear. God responds by laughing a little, and egging her on with the “Come here” motion with his index finger. CM Drunk runs out from the entryway, and grabs her hand for support. She shakes her head that she doesn’t want to go in the ring.

Tyler: Where is her fiancée Half-Boy? Shouldn’t he be the one here supporting Emma in her first sanctioned match? But CM Drunk is sure being a stand-up individual by escorting her to the ring.

*Emma gets in the ring with CM at ringside clapping her on. The bell rings and God goes straight for Emma with a takedown. He lays on top of her and the referee counts 1…2…God sits up! Apparently Emma was just going to “lay down” for the 3 count, but the “Master-Debator” wouldn’t have it that way. He pulls her up by her beautiful red hair, which garners more boos from the crowd. The referee has God release the hair hold, and he does eventually. Emma surprises God, who is busy with the ref, with a kick to the gut, followed by another, and another, and another. God catches her foot in mid-kick and twists it around, locking her in an ankle lock. The same move he used on Jackies last week post-match wins this one as Emma taps out in record time. The referee yells at God to break the hold, but he doesn’t. CM Drunk is about to climb onto the apron when he sees Jackies running down the ramp. God has his back to the entryway, and doesn’t see Jackies climb in the ring and bulldog God’s face to the mat. Yet again the lady in all black, with the words “HotRod” across her shirt, jumps the barricade and assists with Jackie in pummeling a beaten-down God. Emma limps over to drop an elbow on God, who eventually rolls out of the ring and walks slowly up the ramp, yelling at the ladies. CM Drunk hugs Emma and checks on her foot while the ladies grab a microphone.

Jackies: You wanna be a big shot and fight ladies one-on-one? Yeah, you’re real tough. How about next week at the Clique Rumble you prove you have a pair and take on the team of myself, Emma, and Lady Hotrod here? (God nods his head angrily and spouts out more profanity at the ladies from the ramp). Good, then for the first time in you’re life, you won’t have to pay three women for a little 3-on-1 action, God!!!

*We cut backstage, where )85(‘s snow dogs are taking a bite out of A-Bomb’s ass. Strangely, he doesn’t seem to mind. Meanwhile, yankeesman77 powerslams an exhausted Zar onto a Toyota Corolla in the back parking lot. We cut back to ringside.

Jay: At least it dented the Toyota. Foreign cars are a piece of shit. Buy GM, fans!!

*The bell rings and down walks our commissioner for his tune-up match for the pay-per-view. The crowd is on their feet for the fan favorite. Felix waves to the fans, and kisses a few little girls on the cheek on his way to the ring. Oh, it’s his daughters, how cute. Felix awaits the familiar tune of the CWO theme song, and out walks the big-man from New York: Giganto. He struts to the ring with a big smirk on his face, not afraid of facing the boss. Giganto enters the ring over the top rope, showing his size advantage over Felix. But Felix is no small individual, and reminds Giganto of that when he lands the first punch to start the match. A bulldog to Giganto and Felix covers for only one. Giganto ducks from the ring. Giganto hangs Felix up on the top rope and then drags him out on the apron. CWO’s big man hits a face buster on the apron. Giganto goes out and slams Felix back first into the side of the ring. “Felix” chants from the crowd get the commissioner back on his feet and he slides in the ring with Giganto in tow. Neck breaker to Felix and Giganto covers for two. Felix gets up and slouches into a corner. Tom sees this and goes for the running boot, but Felix gets up and nails a clothesline. A knee to Giganto’s gut then a DDT. The commish climbs and nails a huge high leg drop to the back of Giganto’s head. Felix covers and gets the three count. After getting his hand raised, he rubs his neck and winces in pain a little while he grabs a microphone

Felix: Well, after defeating your two cronies in two straight weeks, I think I’m finally ready to challenge you for your World Title next week at the Clique Rumble, Simon. I know you’re back there watching, and so get your ass out here for your Gauntlet match. While the referee’s throw out the trash that is Giganto from the ring, I’ll head over and join the commentators to get a front row seat for your match.

*Backstage, Simon is looking at the television in anger. Beside him is Blade and Gigglypuff, arm in arm, who look at their leader with frightened eyes. Simon throws the television off its stand and turns his attention to Blade.

Simon: Son of a bitch!! Last week you couldn’t get the job done against Felix. And now this week, the enforcer of the CWO goes down once again to my opponent at the Rumble. You two clowns can’t get ANYTHING done in the ring. Look at Felix! He’s not even banged up for my match. The whole point was to soften him up for me, Blade. Maybe I should’ve done it right and had your girlfriend here fight Felix. At least she has some god-damned hatred in her! Look how she handled Mikk the past couple of weeks. Speaking of which, Mikk is my first opponent tonight, so Giggly I think you should come down with me.

*Simon leaves with Gigglypuff, leaving the “Ladies man” of the CWO all alone in the locker room. He sits on a bench, and sighs deeply, obviously pissed off at getting a verbal lashing. We cut back to ringside where Felix is putting on a headset next to Tyler and Jay. “North Country Boy” is playing and down walks Mikk, fired up for his non-title match with Simon.

Felix: And here comes the Mikkster. Here’s a guy with his head on straight. He has been bullied around since Week 1, whether it was from Blade, or more recently from Gigglypuff. But he has kept his composure, and failed to agree to a match with Gigglypuff. It’s a shame too, because remember that the only way Mikk can legally lay a hand on Blade is with a win over Gigglypuff.
Tyler: And we all know how badly Mikk wants to destroy Blade. But no matter, this kid has his eyes on the prize. A good showing against Simon tonight, and a possible win in the Rumble next week, and we could see the Mikkster headlining Cliquemania in a few months.
Jay: I just want to say it’s an honor to have my favorite Commissioner here beside us calling the action. A true honor. You’re my favorite Commissioner, Felix.
Tyler: As well as the only one.
Jay: How quickly you forget about Jack Tunney, Gorilla Monsoon, Sgt. Freaking Slaughter…..I could go on and on…..

*Thankfully, the CWO music cuts off Jay and out walks Simon, with his World Title around his waist and Gigglypuff on his arm. She proudly struts down to the ring with Simon, and peers devilishly at the Mikkster waiting in the ring. The North Country Boy ignores Giggly and keeps his focus on Simon, strategizing a plan in his head of taking down the World Champ. He steps in the ring and “shoo’s” Mikk away while he poses to the crowd with his title belt. Pictures snap all over the arena with more flashing than a day with Slimdust. Giggly pushes Mikk on her way to the ringsteps and stays at ringside while the bell is rung. Simon and Mikk lock up, and Simon tosses the big boy to the ground to boos. Mikk quickly gets up and runs at Simon, knocking him down. Mikk on Simon with some haymakers, until Simon rolls him off. Simon gets a legsweep on Mikk, and locks him in a sleeperhold. Mikk fainting now, while Giggly laughs at ringside and the crowd boos their disapproval. The crowd is dying down as there is little reaction from Mikk. Referee drops his hand once…twice….NO! Mikk keeps his arm up and gets an elbow to Simon’s midsection. Another elbow, and another. Mikk runs against the ropes and lands a shoulder block. Mikk fired up now (and the crowd) while Giggly slams the mat to get Simon back up. Simon slowly up and Mikk with a snap suplex. Mikk covers for only 2, and Simon is back up. Simon throws Mikk in the corner and gets a running knee to the face. Mikk is busted open, and falls to the ground. Simon covers for 3 to win the match! Giggly in the ring now and she is laughing at a bloody Mikk, pointing at him and mocking. Simon waves her to the back but she declines. Mikk slowly gets up and, with blood pouring down his face, looks at Giggly. She sticks a finger in front of his face, still pointing and laughing. Mikk’s hands ball into fists and he looks to the left out into the crowd. They respond with cheers! Mikk looks to the left, and wipes his face from the blood. The crowd cheers again. His gaze returns to Giggly, who is too busy laughing hysterically still.

Tyler: Mikk, don’t do it.
Felix: Giggly is crossing the line here. She needs to shut her mouth.

Mikk lands a hard right to Giggly, and she drops instantaneously in a heap. The crowd cheers and Mikk mouths the almost-inaudible words “I’ll see you at the Rumble, BITCH!” Mikk walks out of the ring while Simon looks on with wide eyes. He assists Giggly out of the ring, as she holds the side of her face in pain. Giggly slowly heads up the ramp and to the back while Felix stands up on the announce table.

Felix: And now you’re next opponent, Simon. Remember, we’re going all-night long here if we have to. Fight until you lose. Your next opponent weighs in at a “slim” amount. He hails from Florida, but you’d think the homer was from Texas. He enjoys picnics, long walks on the beach, the color pink….he is…Slimdust!!!!

*Simon holds his head down in shame as Britney Spears tune “I’m not a girl…not yet a woman” plays on the speakers. Slimdust parades down the ramp, with a pink sparkly belt of his own around his waist. The belt spells out in pink jewels “SexyWeight Champion” and has the name Slimdust underneath. He unsnaps it and holds it high in the sky proudly while more pictures snaps.

Tyler: Despite what people may think, this is not a “Title vs. Title” Match.
Jay: Of course not, because we all know I’m the only other member of the CWF in the “Sexyweight division”.
Felix: You two should tag team, I hear that Slimdust enjoys that sort of activity.

*Back in the ring, and Simon with a hard clothesline. Slimdust collapses in the ring and a quick cover..1…2..Slimdust kicks out! Slimdust runs circles around the ring, and Simon taps his toes impatiently. Simon sticks out his foot and trips Slimdust in mid-run around the ring. Simon goes up top and tries for an elbow drop. Slimdust moves out of the way and Simon crashes hard to the mat. “The Horny One” sits on top of Simon and slaps him in the face a few times. Simon realizes he is being mounted and throws Slimdust off him. He gets up and shivers a little in fear after that move. Simon headbutts Slimdust, who is now dazed in the ring and falls into the corner. The Champ heads to ringside and grabs a steel chair. Felix throws down his headset and climbs into the ring, but is too late. Simon swings overhead and connects with the top of Slimdust’s skull. Slim crumples in the corner and lays in a heap on the mat, twisted up awkwardly. Simon swings over his head once again, but doesn’t see Felix behind him. The Commissioner swipes the steel chair out of Simon’s hands and quickly gets in a shot to the back of Simon. The leader of the CWO falls to one knee and is struck again in the back by Felix. The crowd cheers as paramedics assist Slimdust out of the ring. Felix follows the stretcher out of the ring and up the ramp, leaving TD and Jay alone once again.

Tyler: Simon just snapped in the ring there! And poor Slimdust is the recipient of a brutal chairshot by the World Champion. What a sick move by the leader of the Clique World Order. I have no doubt that Simon will get what’s coming to him at the Rumble next week against Felix.
Jay: I am sick and tired of watching Slimdust repeatedly being the punching bag of these cowards, whether it’s Simon, or Dakstang, or whoever else. It needs to stop.
Tyler: ………

*We cut backstage where Erin and Mr. Cool are tying their boots up before their match. Erin has a worried look on her face, and Joe catches sight of it.

Mr. Cool: Don’t worry Erin, I have your back tonight. I know Suntan Superman is the special referee, but I’m going to make sure nothing happens to you. Nevermind what happened between us a few months ago, it’s all water under the bridge.
Erin: Thanks, that helps a lot. Ever since that psycho returned, I’ve been watching over my back every week. And don’t worry, as far as Blade and Gigglypuff go, I have your back as well.
Mr. Cool: Glad to see we’re on the same page. You know, if he does take a swing at you during the match, or calls it unfairly at all, he forfeits a match against you at Clique Rumble. Is that a risk you want to take?
Erin: It’s fine Joe. I want to see him one-on-one at the pay-per-view. Knowing he isn’t going to sneak up behind me again puts us on level ground. And I need to face my fears once and for all at Clique Rumble. I’m confident I can get the job done.
Mr. Cool: Good to hear.
Erin: Just like I’m confident you will get the job done in the Rumble match. That is, unless it’s just you and me in that ring.

*They both stand up and stare confidently at eachother.

Mr. Cool: ….in which case all bets are off. If that’s the case, let the best man win.
Erin: ..or best woman.
Mr. Cool: Exactly.

*They head off and the camera switches once again to the parking lot. This time all seems silent. )85( is laying atop the sled dogs, with his tongue sticking out of his mouth and hiccupping. A-Bomb is laying on the hood of the car sprawled on it, drooling. Yankeesman777 has a pile of puke nearby, but lays on the pavement sleeping. Finally, Zar333 is shown with a 40 in his hand, smiling. He turns and looks at Rambo and Necro, who are also drinking 40’s and smiling.

Rambo: See, I told you Zar. The answer to any fight is just drinking some beer instead.
Necro: Of course, we never thought those other 3 jokers would be done after half a beer. Damn beginners.
Zar333: I’m pretty sure )85( isn’t even of age to drink anyway. But either way, it’s much more fun to just sit back and have a few with good guys such as yourself. Cheers. (they clink beer bottles) What do I owe you for the beer, anyway? (He digs into his back pocket) Hey..what the hell? Where’s my wallet?
Necro: (over-acting) I have no clue man. You can pay us back another time.

*Out in the corner of the parking lot comes a speeding truck, squealing its tires as it is headed for the trio of Zar, Rambo, and Necro. Zar, out of instinct, throws the bottle of beer at the truck. It smashes against the windshield, sending beer spraying all over it. But ultimately it does no damage to the truck.

Rambo: Dude, that’s alcohol abuse!!!!!!!
Necro: Duck out of the way!!

*At the last moment, Necro, Rambo, and Zar dive between some cars to miss being hit by the speeding truck. They hightail it out of the garage as the truck comes to a speeding stop and the driver and passenger, Invictus and Inogenius, get out of it.

Invictus: My colleague, I attempted to inform you that starting at an initial velocity of 30 kilometers per hour, our acceleration would have to be 4 kph in order to cover the distance of 40 meters in time to connect with our targets. It’s simple physics.
Inogenius: Well I have realized the error in my calculation, cohort. Your units were in the SI system, when I was going by the US system of feet and miles per hour. This explains the miscalculation.
Invictus: You people are the only ones who use that drab system of units in the world.
Inogenius: You people? Expand on that statement, if you please.
Invictus: Americans.
Inogenius: You mean you aren’t…..
Invictus: No, I am certainly not.
Inogenius: I had no idea.

*Back to ringside

Tyler: While I-squared works out geography issues, we have a main event to attend to.

*The familiar tone of CWO’s theme starts up once again and out walks Gigglypuff and Blade, with the former still holding her cheek. Blade consoles her by sticking his tongue down her throat, as if to magically heal her. She smiles and heads toward the ring confidently now. Erin is out next to the tune of “Champagne Supernova” by Oasis. Finally, Mr. Cool heads down to the ring with “Heartache Tonight” by the Eagles on the speakers. Suntan Superman is already in the ring, referee shirt and all, ready to officiate this contest. The four stare eachother down a bit before the bell rings and the ladies start off. Erin keeps one eye on Giggly and one eye on SS to begin. Giggly with an armbar to Erin, and SS immediately asks Erin if she submits. She says no, SS says he can’t hear and goes to ring the bell, but Erin screams “NO”. Suntan got the message that time and returns to watch Erin wiggle out of the armbar and hit a dropkick right on Gigglypuff. Erin stands up in time to hit a second dropkick as Giggly has gotten up. With Giggly on the mat yet again, Erin locks in a figure-four leglock. Blade charges in and breaks up the hold before Giggly can submit. SS smiles at Blade, but catches Erin giving him that look only an angry wife can give her husband, and SS puts Blade back behind the ropes. Mr. Cool tags in and goes for Giggly, but she tags in Blade. “The Ladies Man” with a boot to the stomach of Joe, and he keels over in pain. A double axe-handle to the back of Mr. Cool’s head, and he is down. Blade with a few stomps to a fallen Joe, and the crowd is lively with boos. Blade flips off the crowd and returns with the stomps before SS tells him to break it up. Joe slowly gets up and blocks a punch, and irish whips Blade into the corner. Joe hits a running splash into the corner and connects with Blade. Joe scoops up Blade and hits a running powerslam. Blade in pain and Joe tags in Erin. Erin climbs the top rope immediately and hits a frog splash. Joe runs to the opposite corner to cut off Giggly’s path to break up the pin. Erin hooks the leg of Blade and watches as SS slowly drops to his knees with a sigh and counts a 1….2…..and eventually a slow 3. He hesitantly calls for the bell.

Tyler: And Mr. Cool looked real good here tonight making work of Blade tonight. Erin puts the cherry on it with that frogsplash and earns her team a victory tonight. But we haven’t heard the last of Blade and Gigglypuff I’m sure.
Jay: Suntan has called this one down the line, and as promised he now will be facing Erin at the Rumble.

*SS raises Joe’s hand up victoriously. He goes to raise Erin’s hand, but she shrugs him off. Erin turns towards the ramp and looks up at the screen. She sees an angry SS lunging at her, but ducks to the side quickly enough as SS dives through the middle and top rope. He lands face-first onto the mat and lays there motionless for a moment. Erin steps down from the ring and looks at SS in confusion. Seems he has knocked himself unconscious. Some movement in SS’s arms and legs is all Erin needs to see before high-tailing it up the ramp and out of his grasp….for now.

TD: Another week and another escape by Erin. But next week there truly is no place to hide when Suntan Superman goes one-on-one with the girl who brought a mean streak to the Samoan. A tale of jealousy here as SS feels Erin’s rise to stardom should have been his. Bad blood could be shed in their matchup next week.

Jay: Also at the Clique Rumble: the unlikely team of CM Drunk and Half-Boy will fend off against HB’s fellow UK’ers Crocker and Phantom in tag team action. Crock and Phantom seem to always have the last laugh at HB, but now we have added in CM Drunk to the picture to even the odds. And more importantly, what is up with this odd relationship with Emma and CM Drunk? Half-Boy was nowhere to be seen tonight, but he will be in the arena next week when he faces his long-time rivals Crock and Phantom.

Tyler: Also, just signed today, the Mikkster will be going one-on-one with his crush Gigglypuff. After losing a match to Blade at Survivor Monks, Mikk lost the opportunity for a date with the Giggly One, and also any chance of another fight with Blade. After being mocked for weeks between the duo, Mikk agreed to a match with Gigglypuff courtesy of a hard right hand shot. If Mikk can walk away victorious next week, he will have another shot against Blade in a rematch after getting screwed over at the first pay-per-view and embarrassed the weeks after that.

Jay: Also, it’ll be a little 3-on-1 action, and not in that way, when God takes on three lovely diva’s of the Clique. The self-proclaimed “Master-Debator” will get his up-close and personal shot at TNA (I’m talking about Tit’s and Ass this time) when he goes against the team of Jackies, Emma, and Lady Hotrod. Things don’t look good for the guy who has been on a winning streak for many weeks now. Will his current “undefeated streak” come to an end at the Clique Rumble?

Tyler: You can’t forget about the tag team title match. This one has been brewing since the very beginning folks. And I’m not talking about the kind of brew Rambo and Necro fancy, either. The “African Hooligans” will go up against the intellectuals of I-squared (Inogenius and Invictus) in a best 2-out-of-3 falls match in one week. The first match will consist of a bar-room brawl straight out of Boston. The second match will take place in the private laboratory of I-squared themselves, revealing scientific traps of all different sorts!! And the third match, should it come to that, will be a regular one-on-one match in the middle of a wrestling ring. The tag titles are on the line for this one, and Rambo and Necro surely will be looking for revenge from the “Encyclopedia shot hear ‘round the world” from Survivor Monks a few weeks back.

Jay: Of course, the featured match of the Clique Rumble is the Rumble match itself. It’ll be a multi-man/woman over the top battle royal match to determine the new #1 contender for the World Title. Anyone can win this one, and we promise to see veterans, and rookies to the CWF both in this matchup! Just because you’re in another match that night, doesn’t exempt them from this match! Giganto and Blade from the CWO have entered themselves in this match in hopes of “stealing” the title opportunity from someone else. A CWO member vs. CWO member at Cliquemania? I sure hope not!

Tyler: And finally, the grand-daddy of them all: the World Title match at Clique Rumble! Simon will put his title on the line against Commissioner Felix. The boss-man has been on a roll lately after defeating 2 of the 3 members of the CWO in recent weeks. Can he make it a perfect trifecta against the faction and gain the title, or will Simon show us all that he is the true “Champion” of the Clique World Federation?

All this and more to be answered in about one week (whenever Jayman gets around to writing it). I promise there will be twists and turns abound, so stay tuned!!!!!!!!!