The following is the post-Wrestlemania board meeting. At the table are Stephanie McMahon, Triple H and Brian Gerwitz, Raw’s Head Writer.
[Suddenly Vince comes charging into the room and takes his seat.]
Vince: “Alright people, Wrestlemania, what’d everyone think?”
Triple H: “Worst Mania ever.”
Vince: “Stop being so bitter Hunter! Cena beat you and Orton rock, paper, scissors for the title fair and square.”
Triple H [sulking]: “I still think it should have been best of five.”
Vince: “Alright, so besides that, everyone was happy with how things went? I was particularly pleased with how RVD did.”
Triple H: “Oh c’mon Vince. You cannot be serious!? The crowd were not into him at all!”
Steph: “Hunter’s right Daddy. The sooner the title comes off him the better.”
Vince: “You think?”
[Heyman enters the office.]
Heyman: “Sorry I’m late guys. What have I missed?”
Vince: “Well Hunter was just saying he thought that Rob was…”
Triple H [eyeing Heyman]: “Great! Yeah, I really thought he did a good job last night.”
Heyman: “Ah, glad to hear it. I think it was one of the best moments of the night personally. I’ll make sure to pass on the good news to him.”
Vince: “Wait, what? You thought that Hunter?”
Triple H: “Hold it! What are you doing here anyways Heyman? Aren’t you meant to be only sitting in on ECW office meetings?”
Vince: “He has a point Paul…”
Heyman: “Well I really only came for one thing and that was this Umaga character. If I’m to run ECW…”
[Vince stares at Heyman.]
Heyman: “Shit! I mean If I’m to help with the running of ECW I want him.”
Vince: “Done, now get out of my office.”
[Heyman leaves with a rather smug look on his face.]
Triple H: “Whoa, who the hell is going to job for all of the RAW main eventers now? Man this week just gets worse!”
Vince [looking worried]: “Oh c’mon Hunter, don’t be mad at me!...Please don’t be mad at me? I’ve got an idea that you’re just going to love for tonight’s RAW.”
Triple H [still sulking]: “Yeah, well we can talk later cause I’ve got to go and polish my nose for tonight’s show.”
[Hunter storms out of the office.]
Vince: “Huh? The show isn’t for another 10 hours you know Hunter?”
Steph: “He’s getting worse and worse with that nose polish.”
Vince: “Alright, so any more thoughts on last night’s show before we get down to tonight’s RAW?”
Gerwitz: “Well there’s the obvious question…What was Hogan doing there?”
Vince: “Don’t worry, I’ve talked to him and we’ve both agreed that he needs to be utilised more.”
Gerwitz: “What? Vince, the man can’t even make it to the ring anymore, never mind wrestle.”
Vince: “But I’ve got a great idea for him to feud with Cena for the title.”
Gerwitz: “It’s not the 80’s anymore Vince! Stop bringing Hogan back for God sake!”
Steph: “I think he might be right Dad. It’s probably time we pushed some talent below 50.”
Vince: “Alright, alright. Well, we’ll need a new idea for tonight’s main event on RAW then. I’m thinking I should probably rape someone?”
[Gerwitz and Steph just stare at Vince]
Vince: “Hrmm, you guys are right, not shocking enough. How about I rape Steph?”
[Gerwitz and Steph continue to stare at Vince.]
Gerwitz: “Well, moving quickly on, I was thinking we should have Orton vs Triple H for the #1 Contender spot tonight but then throw some little surprise in at the end.”
Vince: “What have you got in mind Gerwitz?”
The three continue to finish booking tonight’s RAW!
Card up soon.