Hours prior to the show Vince McMahon is shown backstage in his office trying to relax before the WWE’s biggest night of the year. Suddenly Vince’s phone rings…

Vince: “Hello?”

Jeff: “Ugh, yeah Vince, this is Jeff.”

Vince: “Oh, hey Jeff. What are you ringing me at this hour for?”

Jeff: “Well, you see, I’ve eh, kind of been held up.”

Vince: “WHAAAAT!? What do you mean you’ve been held up?”

Jeff: “Well eh, it’s…it’s my flight. Yeah, my flight’s been delayed.”

Vince: “What the hell does that mean Jeff?”

Jeff: “Eh, that I can’t make tonight’s show basically.”

Vince: “You have to be kidding me! Tonight’s ‘Mania Jeff! MANIA! And you were scheduled to win the Money In The Bank match!”

Jeff: “Shit! I was winning?”

Vince: “Yes you were going to win!”

Jeff: “Man, I’ll be there in under an hour!...Yo Sabu! Change of plans, hit the pedal, we’re heading to Orlando!”

Vince: “Sabu? What? Screw that Jeff, you’re off the card!”

Jeff: “C’mon Vince! One more chance!”

[Click. Dial tone]

Vince: “Shane! Shane! We’ve had a change of plans!”

Shane: “What’s up Dad?”

Vince: “Jeff’s been removed from the card for eh, unforeseen circumstances.”

Shane: “Really? Again? I thought he’d finally learnt.”

Vince: “Yeah well we’ll decide his punishment later. Right now I’ve just had a brain wave. Get me Khali on the phone.”

Shane: “What do you want Khali for? Surely not…”

Vince: “That’s right! The Money In The Bank match! It’s perfect! We were missing a big man in the match.”

Shane: “But Dad, it’s basically a spotfest, what’s he going to be able to do.”

Vince: “I’ve a few ideas floating around. Now ring him and tell him he’s on the card.”

Shane: “Ahh ok.”

[Shane picks up the phone and dials]

Khali: “Garrrrrgh?”

Shane: “Yes, The Great? We need you on tonight’s card so be here as soon as possible.”

Khali: “Rawwwwwwr! Grr argh garrgh!”

Shane [laughing]: “Great. Bye.”

[Click. Dial tone]

Shane: “Damn that guy! Always with the jokes!”

Vince: “He can make it alright, I mean I don’t want to have to throw Big Daddy V in. I wouldn’t want to ruin the speed of the match or anything.”

Shane: “Nah, don’t worry. He said he’ll be here shortly.”

Vince: “Excellent.”

Mania coming soon