Vince McMahon is shown in his office along with Stephanie McMahon, Triple H and John Cena. The four are shown sitting down on chairs around a large table. Vince is at the head of the table with John beside him and at the opposing side of the table Stephanie sits beside Triple H.
Vince: “Alright folks! Time to finalise our plans for Mania!”
Cena: “Well I think we can all agree the RAW match should headline?”
Triple H: “Of course! Our match has been weeks in the making compared to the lacklustre build-up of the SmackDown! main event.”
Vince: “Actually, I was thinking of giving SmackDown! the main event. I mean hasn’t that match been built up for months?”
Cena: “Let’s not get crazy Vince! RAW’s our number one brand after all!”
Triple H: “Yeah Vince! If you want to throw SmackDown! a bone how about you give my man Batista a huge squash victory over a RAW opponent?”
Cena: “Everybody else thinking Umaga?”
Triple H: “They don’t call him the “Monster Jobber” for nothing.”
Vince: “Alright, alright! Anybody else got any other thoughts before we move onto the main event then?”
Steph: “Well Daddy, Hunter and I were talking about this ECW match and we both think it’s not worthy to be on the Mania card.”
Triple H: “Yeah Vince, your surprise is going to get no reaction. Mark my words!”
Vince: “You guys really think? Heyman said it definitely wouldn’t work so that makes me certain it will!”
Triple H: “You don’t think he’s maybe using reverse psychology Vince?”
Vince: “WHAAAAAT! Are you implying Heyman can outwit Vincent Kennedy McMahon?!”
Steph: “No! No he wasn’t Daddy! Let’s just move on.”
Cena: “So yeah, I was thinking, how about for the main event I fly in dressed as SuperJohn?”
Vince: “Great idea John! And speaking of that, we know the winners of all the other matches, so it’s just the WWE Title match to decide now.”
Steph: “Well, I think it’s pretty obvious it’s Hunter’s time Daddy. He’s been so long without the title and he really misses it.”
Triple H: “Yeah Vince, give me the title and then Shawn can come out at the end and we can finish the show by reuniting D-X!”
Vince: “Hrmm, that does sound like an inviting idea. Maybe I could even feud with you two for a couple of months after for the title?”
Triple H: “Exactly! Sounds like a great plan!”
Cena: “Whoa there! Don’t I get a say?”
Vince: “Alright John, give us your view, though after that last idea, you’re going to have to come up with something really special.”
Cena: “Well I was thinking I could get beaten for most of the match, maybe get RKO’d and Pedigreed a few hundred times. Then suddenly I’d Cena out, F-U everyone insight and win!”
Vince: “He’s only gone and done it again! What an idea! It’s so fresh! And after maybe I could even feud with you for a couple of months for the title all culminating in me being assassinated? [Vince grins]”
Triple H: “But that way everybody misses out on a D-X reunion! I mean c’mon Vince, its D-X! It’s what the people want!”
Vince: “Ahh! You both have very compelling arguments. There’s always the option of letting Orton keep the belt?”
Cena and Triple H: “NO!”
Vince: “And why the hell not?”
Steph: “Well for one thing, he just assaulted a fan last week.”
Vince: “Again?”
Steph: “Yeah, a female fan.”
Vince: “Maybe she attacked him first?”
Steph: “Well, she was paralysed from the neck down so I doubt it.”
Vince: “She could have bitten him?”
Steph: “She was also blind so I don’t think she could have seen who she was biting Dad.”
Vince: “She could tell by his voice? Them blind people have much better hearing you know!”
Steph: “Oh yeah, she was also deaf, mute and terminally ill.”
Vince: “Godamnit! That kid has got to learn!”
Steph: “So the belt’ll be coming off Orton, right Dad?”
Vince: “Who the hell said that? I meant we should give him the week off to let him think about his actions. After all, if he’s going to win the Mania main event we need him fresh and fully fit don’t we?”
Cena, Steph and Triple H: “You cannot be serious!?”
The discussion continues…
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