Dakstang

WC's Resident Redneck

Today on my drive back home from school for the weekend I came upon a city policeman on a 4-lane highway. There are no city limit signs any where on that road so he has no jurisidiction there. The speed limit is 65 MPH and I was doing about 70 MPH and was gradually approaching him to pass. He sped up so I sped up to 75 MPH and passed him. He immediately turned on his lights and pulled me over. Here is how the conversation went.

Cop: Good evening Sir, I need to see you license, registration and insurance.

(I gave him my paper work)

Cop: So do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: Because I passed you back there.

Cop: Not because you passed me but because you were speeding while doing so. Did you just not see me or what?

Me: No I saw you. I just thought you were a city cop.

Cop: I am a city cop and you are in my jurisdiction.

Me: I wasn't aware that the four lane highway ran through a city

Cop: I tell you what I am going to do. I am not going to write you a ticket. I am going to let you off with a verbal warning. But the next time you see a policeman City, State, or County it doesn't matter, don't pass them.

END OF TRAFFIC STOP

Fucking pig. He knew he couldn't give me a ticket because I wasn't in his jurisdiction. I am going to go ape shit on one of these ass holes one of these days. I hate them.