| Re: Excuse You!!
Any female who says she doesn't do either is lying. All humans get gas. It's how you spread the love that differs.
Us ladies tend to let the farts out silently. We'll be the first to let a deadly one go quietly and then blame the guy who's standing the closest to us and everyone will buy it.
Burping tends to be different. When I'm at home and I want to get a laugh out of my husband, I burp out loud after a beer and sometimes after a pop to ensue a contest but I usually cover my mouth and do a "burp into the hand quietly" move otherwise. |