Originally Posted by B-Money

I would have a metal frame surgically attached to my ass cheeks across my crack. It would have a lock and load slot to allow me to change out different cut-out pieces of fun shapes like animals and stars and stuff. I could then select what shape I want my poop to come out when I take a dump. It would be a fun poop game.
I wouldn't really do this but everyone on here thinks I'm obsessed with poop so I figured this would be a good choice for me.
Viva La Poop!!!