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Old 02-02-2008, 10:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Pam Anderson to Do a Live Nude Strip Show in Paris
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Pamela Anderson will perform a special strip show on a Harley Davidson motorcycle at The Crazy Horse cabaret in Paris later this month! Specifically, Reuters reports:
Former "Baywatch" star and Playboy model Pamela Anderson takes to the stage in one of France's most famous nude revues this month, when she performs for two nights at the Crazy Horse in Paris...

"A special number will be created for Pamela Anderson, a striptease on a Harley Davidson," the Crazy Horse said."

Sources also say that this nude strip act will be performed in honor of St. Valentine's day for a few night later this month. Recently, The Crazy Horse cabaret in Paris has been inviting top female stars to join the regular performers at the cabaret. Nice! Paris is a city of romance, and what's more romantic than Pam Anderson getting naked in front of a crowd of people!?

Actually, now that I think of it, this whole thing doesn't sound so romantic. In fact, it sounds kind of trashy. I have this image of Paris in my head as this little pink rose amongst a world filled with dirty, smelly, big cities. But, now with trashy Pam Anderson going there and stripping, it's like someone stepped on that fragile pink rose with a big, long, stripper's heel! No, wait, it's worse than that... it's like the rose was stepped on, then ran over by a steam-roller, and then covered with hot tar! That's how badly Pam's trashiness is going to destroy the elegance of "Gay Paris (pronounced Pa-Ree!)".

Then again, what do I care/ I'm a scumbag. There's something about a live nude show with Pam Anderson that just makes me happy! Quick, someone get me a beret and a baguette! I'm off to Paris... if I can find a reasonably priced ticket to Paris right now, that is. Dammit! These oil prices have me paying out the ass for jet fuel!!! Eh hem... sorry about that. Vive Le Paris!

-Celebparasite.com
She will have gallons of makeup on and I almost bet she will have pasties or something to cover things up. Oh and a PETA shirt as well.



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