I was reading my Gmail and 1 of the ads above my inbox was for StreemMaster. First thought was for streams of live shows but man was I disappointed when I read the description. "
StreemMaster - A revolution in portable douche design!
Welcome to StreemMaster™, the revolutionary new douche system that is unlike anything on the market today. Through more than a decade of research and development we have created a simple, yet highly effective design that users call 'ingenious'. And best of all, the exceptional convenience and portability make the StreemMaster™ douche the ideal choice, wherever you may be!"
I know the ads usually coincide with what is in my Inbox but there's nothing and I mean NOTHING in my inbox that is for feminine hygiene. This is 1 fucked up way of starting my morning.