I've been banned a few times from various sites but none funnier than my experience at wrestlingdiscussion.com. I joined there way back, lurked a tad, met a few cool people, but was banned under my original screen name because I took the side of various users who wanted to branch away and make a new site so to not have to deal with their crappy Nazi regime. When someone spammed his site quickly thereafter (which I do not condone) he sent a bunch of ex-users an e-mail saying that he was going to contact his lawyer "certified FUCKING mail!". I laughed. Anyway, I couldn't help but sign up again today when I found out the owner, Richard Gray, had supposedly broken a story about Lashley being done with WWE. Now.. he claims that Lashley had contacted him, but nobody on that site believes it because all Richard is known for is copy/paste news from anyone and everyone but he claims to be a big industry insider.
Again, I was banned for voicing my opinion, so I quickly wrote a little e-mail to Richard just as one last "LOL" at how much of a cretin he truly is.
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Dear wrestling insider,
It's been brought to my attention that I, Big Daddy Vis, have been banished from the website known as wrestlingdiscussion.com. While it pains me that I can no longer indulge in the eloquent discussions of the squared circle, sometimes one must realize when it's his time to move forward. If Ric Flair had such an epiphany, maybe we wouldn't have to watch him die in the ring one day. If Richard Gray would realize that nobody believes his "breaking news" reports but rather finds them to be humorous, maybe he too could do something constructive before kicking the proverbial bucket. For example, how did he know it was Bobby Lashley on the line and not Star Jones? To the naked eye, they share a striking resemblance, but over the telephone? One can imagine the hardships in differentiating the dialect.
P.S. Don't believe for one second that I've forgotten about the six dollars. YOU'LL be hearing from MY lawyer. Certified. Fucking. Mail.
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