Thread: The Official Monks Deathmatch Competition! Round 1 (Part 1)
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Old 11-08-2007, 11:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: The Official Monks Deathmatch Competition! Round 1 (Part 1)
Gigglypuff, with her "flash" grenades. PAH!!!

Firstly, we all know that flash grenades are not necessarily a killer. Oh sure they may burn or scar me a little but frankly, looking how I do, I welcome their attention as a convenient way of getting me to the top of the local hospital list for "face correction" surgery.

Secondly, this is a girl we're talking about. It's a well known truth that none of them can throw, not accurately anyway. Now some put this down to their "boobage". Now if this is in any way true, the amply bosomed wench from the North is at a double disadvantage since I would be somewhat surprised if she is able to even retract her arm behind her cleavage line at all.

Lastly, it's me she's up against. A direct Anglo-Saxon descendant from the heroic "Robin Hood" and if he was good with an arrow, imagine how the years of improved DNA have made me godly with a crossbow. It will be aimed and cocked at Gigglypuff quicker than my penis.

And she will go down, make no mistake, for it wouldn't be the first time.........BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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