| Re: Jeff or Matt
Matt came up with all of the following and, these alone, make him much the better of the two!
Mattitude is practiced in 100 countries
Matt Hardy always got more candy than his brother
Matt keeps the room temperature at a toasty 75 degrees
Matt believes that Thanksgiving is a boring holiday
Matt is his father’s favourite child
Matt was the MVP of the ‘99 No Mercy ladder match
Matt always sticks to his New Years resolutions
Matt knows how to solve a Rubik’s Cube
Matt has a heated toilet seat
Matt was in the academically gifted class in elementary school
Matt strongly dislikes mustard
Matt keeps his checkbook balanced
Matt thinks Shannon has an iota of Mattitude
Matt usually exceeds the speed limit
Matt finds Shannon very hard to teach
Matt enjoys looking at pictures in Playboy
Matt has never locked his keys in his car
Matt graciously included Shannon in his book
Matt is Shannon’s idol
Mattitude will make Wrestle mania a success
Matt was the only Hardy to wrestle at Wrestlemania this year
Matt has read his book 12 times
Matt really digs his book
Matt is dominant at putt-putt golf
Matt Hardy invented Mattitude
Matt eats slowly to savour his food
Matt thinks Tajiri weighs too much to be a Cruiserweight
Matt can eat more sushi than Tajiri
Matt has more teeth than Benoit
Matt speaks better English than Funaki
Matt is taller than Rey Mysterio
Matt is too handsome to wear a mask
Matt’s abs are better than Rikishi’s
Matt is giving Shannon one more chance
Matt’s beard is better than Benoit’s
Matt tans wearing only a sock
Mattitude is considered sacred in Japan
Matt hates bar fights
Matt is twice the wrestler Zach Gowen is
Matt loves corduroy clothing
Matt puts ketchup on one fry at a time
Matt is a better commentator than Michael Cole
Matt’s fortune cookies always predict success
Matt has never lost his cell phone
Matt’s pants are hipper than Rey’s
Matt’s opponents often no-show from fear
Matt & Shannon have “Moore Mattitude” than their opponents
Matt rarely uses turning signals
Matt has wrestled with strep throat
Matt isn’t afraid to eat in public
Matt still has his tonsils
Matt cannot be grossed out
Matt likes Mondays better than Thursdays
Matt is more handsome than Christian
Matt’s fingernails grow quickly
Matt has never run out of gas while driving
Matt loves getting stuff for free
Matt paid cash for his home
Matt is ridiculously underrated |