| Re: Lohan Accounts Hacked
I'll summarize how this happened...
Lindsay: "Hey Paris, I've been out of the headlines for a few weeks and it's totally bumming me out."
Paris: "Oh no, that's not hot at all!"
Lindsay: "I know! I'm, like, depressed and shit."
Paris: "I have an awesome idea!"
Lindsay: "Spill it, ho!"
Paris: "Remember a couple of years ago when I gave that guy I blew at the club some of my stuff from my sidekick so that he could post it all over the Net claiming he hacked it from me? You could totally do that! It would hit the blogs and news within 24 hours and you’d be back on top, baby!"
Lindsay: "That’s a fucking awesome idea. I love it, you dirty bitch.”
Paris: “You could do that, or we could do that thing I set up with the storage unit?"
Lindsay: "Nah, that was way too obvious. Let’s go with the ‘hacked’ idea."
Paris: "Cool. I still have that slob’s number somewhere. Let’s go call him!"
Lindsay: "OK, right after we go get our avocado facials and hit the tanning salon."
Paris: "You’re on. You owe me seconds on your next boyfriend for my hot idea."
Lindsay: "Done." |