What's their height? Anywhere from 5'3" to 5'7" -- as long as they're shorter than me.
What's their weight? Hm..anywhere from 110 to 135 is fine.
What's their hair colour/length? I like blondes..and brunettes! Length would be a little past their shoulders
Do you like skinny or chubby builds or "just the average!"? Athetlic or "just the average" build. I'm no bodybuilder, so I wouldn't expect her to be.
Are they funny or kind of serious? They should know when to be funny and when to be serious. I like to joke around a lot, and someone who is sarcastic like me would be a nice partner to go back and forth with.
If you date them, how many dates till they put out? Put out as in sex? Well, not until we were "official". If we're talking 3rd base type stuff: date 6....or 1.
Are they very intelligent or about the same as you thikko? Thikko? They are intelligent. At least need a college degree to show they know SOMETHING.
Does it matter if they earn more than you? Not really, if they earn more they can buy me more!