12-09-2006, 12:33 AM
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Rep Power: 0  | Woman passes gas, plane makes emergency landing
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Flatulence on plane sparks emergency landing
POSTED: 1:47 p.m. EST, December 6, 2006
NASHVILLE, Tennessee (AP) -- It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane.
An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.
The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.
The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.
"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."
The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.
| I think it's pretty clear that the bitch was a terrorist and this humorous story is just a government coverup. Sadly, the heroics of Juan Rodriguez, the NSA operative who discovered the nefarious plot to use ethanol as a detonator (aka "the fart fuse"), will never be acknowledged by the media. But we here at the Mill, we salute you, Senor Rodriguez. Now torture that bitch good.
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