| What the bloody hell is wrong with you?
What's your major malfunction. We've all got one.
What's wrong with you?
Are you allergic to anything?
Do you have to take medication for anything?
You can tell me, I'm a Doctor. Well...I wear a white coat sometimes and stare at nurses a lot. Sometimes I wear nothing under the coat except Jean Paul Gaultier. No, not the fragrance, the fashion designer....he's very small.
My malfunctions are asthma, hayfever and really bad eyesight. Honestly!
None of them are major I suppose, I have to use an asthma pump before I run, hayfever is pretty well controlled in the summer and I wear contacts so I don't have to have bottle top glasses so I don't feel unlucky with mine....they could be worse.
What's yours then? Who's going to be the first to say "My problem is my huge penis"!! |