Originally Posted by Tyler Durden

It's just like a fairytale.

Boy meets girl, boy knocks girl up, girl and boy split, boy writes songs about how he'd go about murdering girl, boy pistol whips other boy that talks to girl, boy and girl rekindle love and remarry, boy and girl split up again in double quick time, boy goes back to bad mouthing girl, boy and girl realise they love each other and try again.

I can't wait to see the Disney film of this.