Tyler Durden

Eric will be so happy that the scientists are going to be trying to extract DNA from him.

This will likely be the first time anyone has ever tried to extract any sort of body matter or body fluid from the guy. For him, this is foreplay.

And as for them “bones” being up to 80,000 years old! Has anybody seen Eric in a bar with women in it. He’s been known to have a “bone” himself for six solid hours just being near dancing women.

At least now we know that they are three foot tall which, if the average man is nearly twice that, and the average penis size is six inches, well doesn’t that mean that (if all things are in proportion) fun time in the Eric pants area is only about three inches? Oh look, Ron Simmons just called me to say…………“damn”.

Seriously though, can we really take on board the findings from a University called “Wollongong University” as being true? That’s just a whole bunch of letters that, when put together make no sense at all.

I look forward to hearing more on this story.

My life is unfulfilled.