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Miakal · 01-10-2006, 05:36 PM

Love lost, such a cost, give me things that don't get tossed (Neil Young).

Why is love such a cheap whore?

You ask for the 1 hour outcall and the girl comes to your door, a bit fat but you are horny enough, and says it's 150 for the hour +more with a healthy tip. So you give her 200 dollars, making it clear so she can count it and get the drift, and in the end you try to kiss her and she moves her face away like you are some sorta scum. She works your pasty pink rocket feeding it all kinds of un-innocent language and you finish in four minutes. Girl, I fucking tipped so none of this goddamned bullshit.

I paid for the whole hour!

This isn't love, this is a friggin' screw job!

01-10-2006, 05:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Miakal Senior Monk Status: Offline Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 10,342 vBookie Cash: 500 Rep Power: 19	Love (Baby Don't Hurt Me, Don't Hurt Me, No More) Love lost, such a cost, give me things that don't get tossed (Neil Young). Why is love such a cheap whore? You ask for the 1 hour outcall and the girl comes to your door, a bit fat but you are horny enough, and says it's 150 for the hour +more with a healthy tip. So you give her 200 dollars, making it clear so she can count it and get the drift, and in the end you try to kiss her and she moves her face away like you are some sorta scum. She works your pasty pink rocket feeding it all kinds of un-innocent language and you finish in four minutes. Girl, I fucking tipped so none of this goddamned bullshit. I paid for the whole hour! This isn't love, this is a friggin' screw job!