| I go into my local town (Very small town), go into my local (Where, like in Cheers, quite literally, everybody knows your name), have some beers, go to my other local, have some more beers..
Crowd: "What?"
Me: ".. And some tequila"
Crowd: "What?"
Me: ".. And some whisky"
Crowd: "What?"
Me: "..And some more beers.."
Crowd: "What?"
Me: "And then some wine.."
Crowd: "What?"
Me: "Crack open another beer."
Crowd: "What?"
Ah, I can't be bothered to type any more just for a Stone Cold Steve Austin reference. |