| Shoot Interview with James Bon
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
lets
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Good afternoon Mr. Bon, and thanks for the interview.
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
no no no, thank YOU >.>
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
So, first, I would just like to get to know you.
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
umm..you do, but ok
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
I'm going to ask you a series of questions and I want to have them answered immediately.
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
k
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
So, A/S/L and Name?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
name is Bon..or Mike
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
age 15
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
sex:male
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
location: Long Island, NY
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
What is it you do for a living?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
nothing
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
So you mooch off the government?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
somewhat
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Similar to a hobo?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
quite
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Ah
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Ford or Chevy?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
hmmm Ford
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Black or White?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
in terms of what?
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
No terms necessary
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
oh
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
then..black
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Up or Down?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
up
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Death by having your skin ripped off and tossed in a pit of salt or slowly being devoured by a boa constrictor?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
boa, definitely
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Favorite color?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
hmm.
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
red
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Ah, the color of the gods.
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
like green, red and black allegedly are?
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Has Elvis really left the building?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
which building, it depends
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
the metaphorical building that is life?
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
The building isn't important.
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
ok
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
then yes
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
Ima say he has
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
Tupac on the other hand
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
that’s a different story
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Meatloaf: Better food or musician?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
food
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Surely you've heard Bat out of Hell?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
yes
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
but my grandfather makes this uber delicious meatloaf
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Well then I gather you made the correct decision.
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
with a little steak sauce
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
delicious
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
have you heard Bat Out Of Hell 2 or 3?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
those would be why
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Ah
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Greatest band of all time?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
hmmm
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
Queen is up there
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
In the history of histories.
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
in the history of histories?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
Morris Day and the Time
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
>.>
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Well played
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
that’s a very difficult question
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
"that’s why I'm an ACE reporter"
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
You've got it Jack.
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
it's Mike
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Ok Jack
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Moving on
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Greatest prized possession?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
hmmm
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
my picture with Jimmy Snuka is one
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Name your top 3
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
hmm
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
my money from the sword of Alice Cooper that has fake blood on it too
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
my autographed soda can that was mine that Mikey Whipwreck used as a weapon against Little Guido in his "last match”, autographed by him
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
and the last would probably be
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
I believe that's 3
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
oh yes
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
By my calculations
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
it is
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
good job
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
go on
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Wayne Brady or Bobby Lashley?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
I dislike both
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
but if to chose
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
Wayne Brady
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Favorite movie/Favorite Child Star
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Any child star you see fit.
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
hmm..I don’t really watch sitcoms
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
except for Full House
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
so Ima say
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
Gary Coleman
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
>.>
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
And favorite movie?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
hmmm
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
I have a few
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
but I'll say
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
SinCity..or V For Vendetta
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Nicely done
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
or Big Fish
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
*scratches previous comment*
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Is Richard Gere a felcher?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
..WTF is a felcher
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
you and your hip young slang
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Please, stick with the questions.
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
yes?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
yes
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Favorite food...limit to 4
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
hmm
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
chicken..any chicken..preferably franceis
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
that’s all
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
actually
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
most cheeses too
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
but besides that, that’s all
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Nicely vague
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
indeed
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Who's your hero?
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Aside from Guardian Devil
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
of course
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
Butch Walker, Mark Messier, Bryan Danielson
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Briefly describe your existence on WHForums/MonksDiner.
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
I joined WH on the first day of Monks
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
got media mod cause I new how to copy and paste
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
somehow got thrown into g-modness
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
was in the running for admin with Shaun
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Gangsta mod?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
we know how that went
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
yes, gangsta mod
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
wurd up
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Continue
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
fell back down to mod
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
quit mod
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
remodded
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
quit again
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
haven’t been staff since
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
didn’t care for Monks at first
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
but it’s decent
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Would you say you are trustworthy?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
somewhat
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
When you enter the workforce, do you believe you will be able to keep your job LONGER or SHORTER then your mod slots?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
well, I was g-mod for a decent amount of time
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
but I'm gonna say longer, depending on the job
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
I've heard you are lord of phailing, is this accurate?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
mostly
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Top 5 phailures?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
care package
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
the Rocky incident of '06
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Well documented
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
droppin the ball with my mod spots
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
hmm
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
quiz night, to an extent
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
life overall
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
I've heard a vicious rumor that Quiz Night is set to make a triumphant return, is this true?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
I can't say much at this point in time, but never say never
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
except for when I just said it
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Shawn Michaels - A Demi-God of full fledged God?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
hmm
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
well, he’s a worshipper of God
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
*God
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
so by saying he's a God, would that be saying he worships himself?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
cause I don’t know that he's that egotistical
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
There could be several gods.
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Like Greece
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
<3 mythology
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
so I'm gonna say yes
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Less than three?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
yes
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
less than 3 mythology
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
it rhymes
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Let's do some association.
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Ready?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
sure
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
1
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
2
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
2
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
2
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
3
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
3 count
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
4
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
four horsemen
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
5
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
king kong bundy
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
And 37
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
1337
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
If you could kill one person on Monks and take their position, who would it be and why?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
Shaun, not as much to take his position, but just so I wouldn’t have to deal with him
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
It appears Shaun has several enemies, do you find this accurate?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
yes
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
*Editor's note - Shaun = Twist of Lemon, not Michaels*
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
indeed
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
If you could do any one thing to Monks, what would it be?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
hmmm
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
rename it
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
the Seinfeld reference is like old school
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Isn't old school the new school?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
indeed it is
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
in some ways
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Which is better, Danny Diamond or LionDen?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
Daniel, all the way
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
Can’t stand that drunkard they call Lion
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Would you venture to say Lion dabbles in terrorism?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
internet forum terrorism, yes
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
If you could request any one thing from the admin team on Monks, what would it be?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
give me a chance?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
that’s about it
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Final thoughts for all your lady fans?
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
I'm single..not really, but they don’t know that wait..now they do..fuck
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
Great, thanks for your time
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
no no no
Uncle Bon and the Three Toed Sloths says:
thank you
Sir William G. Devlin Esq. - Ace Reporter says:
You’re welcome. |