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Old 01-24-2007, 08:58 AM   #14 (permalink)
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The answer is no. Children are out on the streets hungry everyday. There's a man in the library in his pajamas, talking about the return of the Buddha. Cars cannot fly at this point in time, the table in my kitchen is BROKEN in half, and I just sent out an e-mail to the ambassador of an African nation, who by the way has only one thumb. For some reason, his friends call him "hands", and I'm not sure why. I just stepped on a cardboard box, you know what was written in black marker on the side? "Three cents will buy you a stick of gum".

All this is going on in the world, and you want me to say YES? NO, DAMNIT. What are you, deaf and stupid? The answer's NO, Griff (not to be confused with Monker "Griff0rd", I'm quoting Back to the Future II there).

And now, here it is...your moment of Carlin (11/21/2008)

CELEBRITY CRYSTAL BALL

Britian's playful Prince William will play a royal prank on several members of the Irish press - and get the royal shit beat out of him.
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