Britney Spears has a new boyfriend. He calls himself a "model," his name is Isaac "Eyezik" Cohen and he's almost as big a doofus as K-Fed.
"...the 25-year-old male model has taken down his personal MySpace profile - but not before a revealing screenshot of the page was captured. Referring to himself as "Eyezik" and vowing "This is my year!" the Encino, Calif., resident's deleted page cited his interests as "duuurtt bikes, 4 Wheelin', kung fu flicks, rappin', slappin', tappin'" and facetiously names the Bible as his favorite book, claiming to have used pages of Leviticus 4:20 to roll "sweet, sweet chiba" joints." 