The Britney Sperminator himself did what anyone spurned by Britney Spears would do, and started hitting on Lindsay Lohan. According to US Weekly, Kevin text messaged Lindsay on December 22, not even a month after Britney dumped his (by text message, ironically enough), trying to set a time to meet up. Thankfully for Lindsay, it looks like her new-found supposed sobriety has spared her from being the next Federline Baby-Momma.
"Kevin Federline doesn’t waste time. On December 22, less than a month after ex Britney Spears partied with Lindsay Lohan, the aspiring rapper, 28, texted the actress, 20, suggesting, "We should hang out."
"She was totally grossed out," a Lohan pal tells Us. Says another, "She thought it was hilarious."
However, Federline didn't appreciate Lohan's "Why would I hang out with you?" reply. He fired back, calling her a "firecrotch."
Says the source, "She couldn’t believe he was so pathetic. She doesn’t want him using her to make Britney jealous."
