| Well, I will tell you how I ended my single life, which was over 6 years ago...*sob*.
I was making out with this chick on the couch, around midnight in her parents family room (we were still in high school then, OKAY??). After we straightened up, collected our pieces (or what have you) back together, I asked her if she wanted to be my girlfriend. I think I cried a little that night, and only now do I understand why: it would be forever the last time I could have called myself a single man. Damn it all.
I mean..I love Mrs. Jayman. Really. Yeah. |