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Old 11-22-2006, 05:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Jokes Thread
Use this thread to post any jokes you've got, we may laugh, we may cry, we may ban your sorry ass, but have a go anyway. Here's my first one (it's not good!)

SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF
SARCASM

Chuck Fullmer , 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with the concept of sarcasm. " It was weird " Fullmer said. " I was in London and like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather eh? " and I thought - " Wait a minute, no way is it great weather" .

Fullmer then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate. Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, plans to use sarcasm himself in future. "I'm, like, using it all the time " he said. " Last weekend I was grilling
steaks and I burned them and I was like " Hey, great weather. "
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