| I could care less if someone was hitting on my wife. I know she would A) not care for it and B) handle the situation herself.
And if that guy didnt get it.......then yes. Option A that Tyler presented. Me + Chair = Broken body parts from said flirter.
That is if they didnt get the hint.
For example, my friends and I went out to this bar a couple weeks ago, my wife wasnt there, but my best friend and his wife were. She went out to the dance floor with a couple of the other girls that were there and this smelly old guy (that was alone) was bee bopping and trying to dance all up in their shit.
We just had a great laugh about it. He knew we were with these girls, but he tried to wooo them anyhow. That was perhaps the most pathetic part about it.
Thats when we just point and laugh at the big loser. It was kinda one of those things that you had to be there to appreciate. He REALLY thought he was stealing their women away. It was hilarious.
But if he had touched either one of them, he would have gotten the beatdown of a lifetime to the beat of "Bringing Sexy Back" |