| America: Land of the fat and ignorant.
My fellow American's, we're FAT! Really. Today's statistics point out that 2/3 of the American population is FAT. F-A-MOTHERFUCKING-T! Infact, those of you from Mississippi, go shoot yourselves now - yeah, you're the fatest in the country. Have another big mac fat bastards.
Guess what I can do that you can't? I can see my toes!
Who do I blame this on? The healthy American's; me. Apparently we're just not blunt enough. So my fellow health american's with a BMI of less than 25, I ask that you call fat people out now when you see them walking down the streets.
How is this going to help? Well, it will either make them hit the gym and start losing weight. Or it'll cause them to kill themselves. Despite the negative sound, both are positive.
Forgive me. I'll finish my 2nd portion later today. I'm going to go have a SALAD for my lunch and then probably head off to the gym for about 45 minutes. |