| What kind of drunk are you?
There are several different types aren't there.
Are you an "everyone's my best friend" kind of drunk?
Are you a "are you looking at me" violent drunken bastard?
Are you a "you may look like a gargoyle in the morning, but I want to make sweet love to every inch of you" kind of drunken beer goggles wearing drunk?
I've been every type of drunk at different times, but mostly I love everyone when I'm drunk. You're all great friends, though strangely, although I always wanted to snog before the end of the night, back in the day I never wanted to actually shag when completely pissed. |