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Old 09-20-2006, 08:07 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Chris Benoit vs. Johnny Nitro w/ Melina vs. Carlos Colon JR.

Rabid Wolverine fills the arena as Chris Benoit enters.

Tony Chimmel: The following contest is a no Diqualification Triple Threat Match! And it is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Edmonton Alberta, Chris Benoit! (LOUD Cheers)

Jim Ross: Ladies and Gentlemen, you wanted pure wrestling, you got it. Chris Benoit is one of the greatest wrestlers ever. ALong with Bret Hart, Kurt Angle, and Dean Malenko.

JBL: Hmm, I wouldn't call him great JR. I mean seriously, he is a one time World Champion and held it for 4 months. Most people won't even know who Benoit is in ten years.

Tony Chimmel: And his opponent, from the Carribean, Carlos Carlito Colon! (Cheers)

JBL: And this guy, this punk is way to cocky for my taste. He doesn't even deserve to have a contract.

Joey Styles: I don't see how you can do that, I mean he is a former IC and US Champion. Not to mention a star at WWC.

Tony Chimmel: And now, being accompanied by Melina, From Los Angelas California, Johnny Nitro! (boos)

JBL: Now here, is the future. He is a brilliant young althelete and of course of the his manager. Especially her entrance. Oh shh shh here is comes!

Melina splits to enter the ring. She helps Nitro and they smirk cockily in the ring. Melina exits. Referee Jack Doane enters the ring to officiate.

Jack Doane calls for the bell and the match begins with Carlos and Benoit trash talking each other. Then Nitro walks over and slaps Benoit. Carlos slides out of the ring quick as Benoit clotheslines Nitro hard.

Joey Styles: Well, the future isn't looking to good right now.

Jim Ross: Definetly not Styles, oh a sickening Suplex by Benoit!

Benoit covers Nitro for a 1 count. Carlos rolls in and his a drop kick flooring Benoit in the corner. Nitro and Carlos both choke Benoit. (Fans Boo) Then Carlos rolls Nitro up 1...2..but Nitro kicks out hard. He leaps up and slaps Carlito. Carlito does the same in return. And both men begin to brawl. Nitro gets the upper hand and clotheslines both men out of the ring. Benoit sees them and runs across the ropes and dives out! Both men move and he crashes into the barricade head first!

JBL: Apparently he never learned from Super Crazy!

Carlos and Nitro enter the ring and begin to hit right fists back and forth. Then Nitro gets caught into a head scissors. Melina screeches!

Joey Styles: I can't stand that! She is so annoying!

Jack checks on Benoit outside of the ring and Nitro hits a low blow.

JBL: Well he could have done that either way, but at least the ref can't give him lip!

Carlos falls to the mat holding his genitalia and Nitro hits a big knee drop on Carlos' chest. He covers him but the ref is outside. Melina screams for the ref to see and he dives in 1...2... but Carlos kicks out! Benoit is shown slowly getting up but bleeding from the nose and forehead. In the ring, Nitro continually stomps Carlos. He picks him up and hits a scoop slam followed by a standing SSP! He covers 1...2... but Carlos kicks out!

JBL: Oh No! What is Benoit doing! (Benoit is shown taking a chair into the ring) There is no DQ but don't do this!

Benoit walks into the ring and smashes the steel chair against Nitro's skull. Then he walks over and goes to his Carlos but he moves and Benoit hits the ropes. The chair then bounces back and hits Benoit in the face. Carlos climbs to the top and hits a dropkick.

JBL: See? Benoit is an idiot. He didn't need the steel chair. But he used it an it could've cost him the match!

Carlos covers Benoit 1...2...but Benoit kicks out. Benoit and Carlos both get up and exchange right hands. Carlito hits a chop and climbs to the top as if he's going to jump for a moonsault but Benoit clubs him in the back and climbs to the top rope and holds him for a german suplex! Then Nitro leaps up to the second rope and pulls Benoit with a German meanwhile Benoit hits a German on Carlos! (Holy Shit Chants)

Joey Styles: Oh My God!

JBL: I can't tell who go the worst of that! Nitro landed on his head, Benoit had Carlito's weight crash into his injured neck, and Carlito when down 13 feet in the air!

All three men are laying on the mat. Fans are going crazy. Benoit rolls over to Carlos. 1...2... No! Carlos kicked out! Benoit rolls over and covers Nitro 1...2... but Nitro get's his foot on the bottom rope. Melina screeches! Benoit stands up staggering as does Nitro. Both men trade right clubs when Carlos runs and jumps for a diving clothesline. He hits both men and all three go over the top rope. Carlos leaps up and stomps Nitro's face into the ring barriers. Then Benoit grabs him from behind and hits a back drop on the barricade. Nitro crawls under the ring and Benoit grabs his foot. He pulls him out and gets smashed with a chair!

JBL: What a brilliant move by Nitro!

Nitro rolls Benoit in and covers him 1...2... but Carlos breaks it up. Carlos climbs to the rop and spins around with a senton! He lands on Nitro.

Jim Ross: Talk about high risk!

All three men stand once more. They trade hands and Nitro falls to a neighboring corner. Benoit goes for the crossface! Carlos quickly slides around and leaps up for the backcrack! As he is falling back Nitro runs over and hits a super kick! Benoit bounces off Carlos taking the back crack as well! Nitro covers Carlos 1...2...3...!

Tony Chimmel: The winner of the match, Johnny Nitro!

JBL: Yes! I told you! Nitro is the future of our company!

Jim Ross: That was one hell of a match!

Christian Cage is shown in the locker room. Ken Doane approaches him.

Doane: Yo Cage, you wanted to talk to me? If it's about tonights match, I'm not backing out!

Cage: Ken, I don't want you to back out. I have no interest in being the "extreme" Champion. So how about this. We'll watch each other's backs and when the end comes I lay down for you?

Doane: That sounds great, but what's in it for you?

Cage: Well, I don't want to get bloody, I mean I have a date tonight. I need to look good.

Doane: Well, good! Then tonight Ken Doane becomes the EPWF EXTREME CHAMPION!

(Doane leaves and Christian smiles.)

EPWF Extreme Championship. Christian Cage vs. Ken Kennedy vs. Rey Mysterio vs Jueventude Guerrera vs. Ken Doane

Tony Chimmel:The following contest is scheduled for one fall. And it will be contest under Extreme Rules! (Booyaka 619 fills the arena) Introducing first, Rey Mysterio! (Huge Ovvation)

Rey Mysterio enters with a huge ovvation and runs down to the ring. He lost some muscle and some weight but seems quicker.

(Jueventude's entrance music plays. He walks out to a mixed reaction)

TonyChimmel: Now entering, Juventude Guerrera!

JBL: It's funny watching these two. Neither man is above 5' 6" and I don't see how they feel they have a chance in this match.

Jim Ross: John, hasn't Rey taught you anything? He defies everything about the big man philosphy. He has defeated you on multiple occasions...

JBL: Shut Up! I am JBL, I am a former World Champion, if I didn't have back problems I'd be main eventing tonight!

Tony Chimmel: Now entering the ring, Ken Doane! (Boos)

JBL: Ken Doane, something about him I don't like. I don't know what it is. HE just doesn't seem to have that IT factor.

Joey Styles: Now John once again, I'm not a fan of Ken Doane however he has everything that could make him a star. It's mostly based on if he uses the tools he has.

Tony Chimmel: Entering next, from Toronto, Christian Cage! (HEAVY boos)

JBL: Now here is my favorite. He is captain charisma, he is Christian Cage. He is a TNA World Champion, an Intercontinental Champion, a Tag Team Champion, and many other belts to his name.

(Mr. Kennedy's music plays)

Tony Chimmel: And lastly, Ken.......

(Ken Kennedy runs in and takes the microphone.)

Ken Kennedy: Ah-hem. Standing in the ring, weighing in at 245 pounds, from Greenbay Wisconsis, MR. Kennedy!

(Gets on the second rope)

Ken Kennedy:...Kennedy!

Joey Styles: Wow, I can't stand this guy.

Referee, Chad Patton calls for the match to begin. Christian and Ken Doane both go straight after Rey Mysterio. They stomp him in the corner. Juventude runs after Kennedy but gets a poke in the eye followed by a stiff clothesline. (Bobby Heenan is shown coming down the ramp)

Jim Ross: What is he doing here? I heard he was becoming a manager again.

JBL: JR, if you did your research, you would've found out Bobby has signed a contract with both Mr. Kennedy and Randy Orton!

Ken and Guerrera begin to fight outside the ring. In the ring Doane and Christian continue to double team Mysterio. Mysterio gets up and runs across the ropes only to get hit by a clothesline byy Doane.

JBL: What is Heenan doing under the ring. Why is he bringing a trash can?

Heenan walks over and hands Kennedy the trash can. Kennedy lifts it and smashes it over Guerrera's skull. He goes for the cover 1... but "The Juice" kicks out.

Joey Styles: Remember folks, in Extreme Rules, Falls count anywhere, there is no disqualification, no rope break, the only ways to win are pinfall, submission, and knock out.

Christian slides out of the ring and throws in a chair. Doane picks it up and swings at Rey but Rey hits a drop kick sending it back into Doane's face. Doane lands on the second rope. Rey calls for the 619 but Christian rolls in and hits a back elbow planting Rey to the mat. Christian taunts Rey causing the fans to boo. Then he crosses his arms to the fans.

Jim Ross: That was a rude gesture to the fans.

Juevy runs in and hits a spinning heel kick on Christian. Rey rolls out as Kennedy runs over and clubs him. Kennedy then Irish Whips Rey straight into the steel steps. Rey screams out in pain. Kennedy picks the trash can up again and places it over Rey's head and lets Rey rest against the steps. Kennedy runs and rams his knee into Rey's face.

JBL: What a brutal hit by Kennedy. As cocky as he is he can definetly back it up.

Christian and Jueventude trade blows before Doane hits a diving corss body on Juevy, he covers him 1...2... but "The Juice" kicks out. Christian didn't seem to try to stop the cover.

JBL: C'mon Christian. Don't let that little punk win!

Kennedy and Rey continue to go at it. Now they are fighting in the crowd. Rey picks up a chair and smashes it over Kennedy's face.

Joey Styles: Kennedy has the perverbial crimson mask!

Rey elbows Kennedy and leaps up to the second row seats. He awaits Ken to turn and dives with a head scissors but Kennedy catches him a powerbombs him! The ref runs out of the ring to count as Juevy follows. The ref finally gets there but Juevy interupts the count. Juevy and Kennedy fight but Ken hits a low blow. He then hits a drop kick, which hurts him as well.

Jim Ross: What brutal action. The ref better look in the ring!

Doane tells Christian to lay down. Christian does. The ref finally gets there and counts 1...2... NO! Christian kicks out and leaps up. Doane screams at him and Christian tries to plead before hitting a stiff low blow. Christian then picks up the chair. Kennedy and Rey are brawling. Juevy is as well. Christian smashes the chair across Doane's face. Then he picks Ken up and hits an Unprettier on the chair. Doane is bleeding as Christian covers him 1...2...3...!

Tony Chimmel: The Winner of the Match, and New Extreme Champion, Christian Cage!

JBL: Christian is so smart!

(Christian leaves with the title as the fans boo/cheer him. Kennedy runs out as Rey and Juevy chase him and Bobby Heenan stand there watching Juevy and Rey.)

In The Locker Room Abyss is shown pacing. Suddently Kane is shown walking up to him. They stare at each other as Alex Shelley and "The Sinister Minister" James Mitchell walks over and begins to talk.

Alex Shelley: Are you guys ready? Once we defeat our so called opposition you both will be making an impact in the tag team division in the coming weeks. Meanwhile your's truly will become the International X Division Champion!

James Mitchell: Oh yes, and my Deadly Apocolypse will take over the Extreme Pro Wrestling Federation! (Kane, and Mitchell laugh maniacally while Abyss stands there imposing and Shelley gets himself pumped.)

Part 2 of 4 Completed.