| 5 Reasons I Kick Ass 1. I have big muscles. Really big muscles.
2. I can drink a lot. Definately more than you.
3. I slept with your sister.
4. I don't worship God, God worships me.
5. I have ninja powers.
6. I'm neither British, Canadian or Dutch.
7. I can't even fit my greatness into 5 points. |