| The grossest thing you've ever done
Non-sexual please. See the corresponding thread in NHB for those stories.
Mine harks back to when I was 17.
This one time at my friends party, I really needed to poo. So instead of doing what a civillised human being would do, I went to the toilet, picked up the toilet paper and went to a house across the street and down a few houses.
I found one that was for sale, so I went to the front of their steps, squatted, and dropped the biggest turd. Then I wiped my ass, left the toilet paper all over their front yard, and went back to the party.
Oh, it gets worse.
See, it was dark where I did my shit, and I was quite inebriated. So I couldn't really see what I was doing come wiping time. Cut to the chase, I ended up shagging this bird in my mates little brothers bed (I'd done this a few times, as his parents were prone to going away and big parties ensuing).
I was on the bottom for most of it.
After I finished her, I passed straight out, then in the morning went straight home, still half drunk.
My friends found the skids all over the sheets the next day. I didn't hear the end of that one for quite some time. |