| The EXTREME PRO WRESTLING FEDERATION
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EPWF.com has caught up with Paul Heyman.
EPWF.com: Mr. Heyman, WWE has hit a bankrupt and you hit a sudden finacial boom. Including buying out NWA-TNA. So whats in store for all the fans with the Extreme Pro Wrestling Federation?
Paul Heyman: What's in store? I will tell you what is in store. Something truly innovative. Not TNA innovative. Not ECW innovative, but EPWF innovative. But before we get down to business I have a few people I would like to address. First of all, Vincent Kennedy McMahon. You steroid jacking, power hungry, son of a (Edited by EPWF.com). You have made my life hell since 1997. And now,it's my turn. You are probably at home begging for the movers to not break your things and meanwhile your lovely wife Linda divorses your sorry ass. Linda finally realized the truth. You are nothing more than a selfish greedy ass(Edited by EPWF.com). You have been cheating on her for years and finally she got rid of your roided piece of crap. And Linda if you ever need a job (I understand you are retired) You could always come here as CEO. Oh and Vince You'll have a job too! You will come after the show and pick up the trash. Now on to a different McMahon. Stephanie. We have always had different opinions and frankly, mine were right and yours were, well wrong. So all I have to say is finally Daddy's little girl is gone! But your husband HHH, Paul Leveque, is not safe from my wrath. HHH you are just like Hulk Hogan with your backstage politics, and being a premodanna. The only difference, you couldn't draw a fly compared to Hogan. Eric Bischoff, You my friend have had this coming for a long time. (Edited by EPWF.com) You! If it wasn't for your check book ECW would still be larger than life. And don't you dare try to come here for a job. And as a final little announcement, (Edited by EPWF.com) Johnny Ace!
Extreme Pro Wrestling Federation Roster:
CM Punk
Sabu
Rob Van Damn
AJ Styles
Ken Kennedy
Randy Orton
John Cena
Abyss
Paul London
Biran Kendrick
Kid Kash
Jamie Noble
Jeff Hardy
Matt Hardy
Gregory Helms
Shannon Moore
Alex Shelley
Super Crazy
Psicosis
Christian Cage
Edge
Bubba Ray Dudley
D-Von Dudley
Spike Dudley
Johnny Nitro
Carlos Colon Junior
Charlie Haas
Shelton Benjamin
Rey Mysterio
Jueventude Guerrera
Yoshiro Tagiri
Ultimo Dragon
The Amazing Red
Chris Sabin
Fit Finlay
William Regal
Chris Benoit
Ken Doane
Plus New Signing in the Future!
EPWF Championships!
EPWF Championship - The Most Prestige Championship in the World Today. Every Wrestler's goal.
EPWF International X - Similiar to the X-Division meaning no limits however its also representing any wrestler of any race anywhere in the world.
EPWF Tag Team - The most competitive Tag Team Championship Division today!
EPWF Extreme - Falls count anywhere, no rules. Must end in a pinfall, submission, or KO.
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