| 1. Get a dentist, Christ.
They all went to America in the brain drain of the 80's. That was when we shipped out all the thickies.
2. Speak English or get a translator. I can't understand a fucking word you are saying.
It's called the Queen's English because it is our language Miakal. Not because it's for you ***s!!
3. What's with the arrogance all the time? Haven't you been to America?
Yes. Thankfully return flights are relatively cheap.
4. Why do you still have a Queen? This isn't the 1400s people, though I know you often act like it is. Let's get with the times and dump that crap. Queens are for bees but they are better than you still.
We still keep her so that dumb ass American's can fly over here and spend shed loads of cash on having their picture taken in front of Buckingham Palace. "Do you know what Hank...I reckon she was home that day an' all"
5. Cricket. That's an insect, not a sport, last time I checked.
Coming from the land where rounders has become one of their most manly sports?
6. Sarcasm---learn how to use it properly. If you don't have a point to make it's not sarcasm, it's being an idiot.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of humour. I see you have really got it down to an art form. Well done.....yay you!
7. All British people look exactly the same. Bulldog, Crock, K Jay....might as all be the same person. Just like the blacks.
You're right of course. I think this is a world wide thing. Having been to the USA I presume you all look like fat Puerto Ricans hanging around malls with ill fitting tracksuits. Am I right?
8. Why such a small country? You're just like a little baby.
Being a land owner myself you sometimes find people have huge amounts of land, however most of it is badly kept, poor and frankly an embarassment to the landscape. As such, small estates are quite often far more pleasing to the eye.
9. Stop slamming America. Don't like George W. Bush? Too bad, we own you. We saved your ass in World War II and we can take it away anytime we want.
You're going to "take away our ass"? I'm afraid at this juncture, I do indeed need a translator. And what's with this George W Bush, John F Kennedy nonsense. Why do you have to use the middle initial all the time eh Miakal P Frequently?
10. Fish n' chips. Though tasty, a chip is actually a fry, but not a French fry---that's Anti-American.
They're chips. The day you start naming food in honour of the French is the day you realise democracy doesn't work. |