| Why I hate Britain
1. Get a dentist, Christ.
2. Speak English or get a translator. I can't understand a fucking word you are saying.
3. What's with the arrogance all the time? Haven't you been to America?
4. Why do you still have a Queen? This isn't the 1400s people, though I know you often act like it is. Let's get with the times and dump that crap. Queens are for bees but they are better than you still.
5. Cricket. That's an insect, not a sport, last time I checked.
6. Sarcasm---learn how to use it properly. If you don't have a point to make it's not sarcasm, it's being an idiot.
7. All British people look exactly the same. Bulldog, Crock, K Jay....might as all be the same person. Just like the blacks.
8. Why such a small country? You're just like a little baby.
9. Stop slamming America. Don't like George W. Bush? Too bad, we own you. We saved your ass in World War II and we can take it away anytime we want.
10. Fish n' chips. Though tasty, a chip is actually a fry, but not a French fry---that's Anti-American. |