| Why I hate Canada
1. Socialized medicine. I hate being social. It makes me sick.
2. It's cold.
3. What's with the maple leaf? America has stars and songs about war. We rule.
4. Hockey. It's cold.
5. America was born out of kicking the crap out of the British. What do you got?
6. Who are the great characters in Canadian history? They are all dirty Frenchmen. I hate the French. I only eat freedom fries.
7. No guns. That's a sign of weakness if I ever saw one.
8. Bouchie.
9. Curling. That's a sport my grandma plays. For you guys it's a natinonal passtime.
10. What's with the accent? Start being normal for a change. Nobody buys the accent. I know it's a sham. |