| When are they going to do any of the stuff that normal teenagers do? When does Harry injure his dick having to flip over real quick in bed with a hard on because the year head has walked in the dorm thus ensuring he can't participate in the Quidditch World Cup? When does Ron realise his gingerness is going to result in his never ever getting laid? When is Hermione going to become just another statistic of teen pregnancy?
Yeah I know there's American Pie if I wanted to see that but it's just not the point. |