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Originally Posted by Chewy I like to ask questions on the following....
1. Do you think superman uses his cape for TP? if so does he wash it after, or is that his other secret power?
2. When you jerk off to me am I built like a stud or fat as a beached whale?
3. :miakal: or is it all just b/c your child will be named after a furry creature from star-wars?
4. If you fuck a dog make sure you put a mussle on it or it they tend to bite. |
1. I like the mental image of Superman struggling to wipe his ass underneath the cape. I would think when the Batcave is hungry and there's no TP in sight that, as a last resort, he would go to the cape though. Who wouldn't?
2. I think of you as a skinny young man, small pot belly where the beer lives, and an overly hairy body. That's what I need to get the party started, if you know what I mean.
3. I will name my gay son Jar Jar.
4. I don't want to rape the animal, just show it love like it's never known before.