Miakal

+Most of the human population wants to fuck each other.

+I like to think of Superman on the toilet (with his cape still on).

+Have you ever tried a dental dam? Of course not, who goes down on a woman?

+Snowflakes are not unique, they come at least once a year like Santa. It's fucking clockwork.

+I've probably jerked off thinking of you.

+Does anyone use straws for anything but drugs anymore?

+If I have children I'm going to name them after people on this board. Bulldog and Chewy will be my little Cain and Abel, you select which is which.

+I've never fucked an animal but I'm putting it into serious consideration.

+My penis is normally 107 degrees from overuse. It needs a break but I need to make my money while I'm young.

+It's very difficult to get into a three-way with two girls who are actually into each other instead of just drunk, confused, high, or conned. *

+:violin: :banana:








*So true.