| Attack of the women
Isn't it difficult to get with a woman who is in a clusterbomb of friends?
Do you dare or do you just single out one woman at a time, that lonely girl dancing to herself, like some kind of master rapist?
Either way, it can be difficult with that amount of acne.
I find the best way to approach a group of girls is to zip over there and start off by insulting the girl that you are interested in. Not too insulting but joke with her, get her other friends laughing at her. Then move your way through her group of friends completely ignoring the one that you want.
Get to know them each briefly, joke around with them. If the girl you like tries to get in the convo, which she probably will, make more jokes about her. Example, say IS SHE ALWAYS LIKE THIS? CHRIST!
They laugh. You turn your back to her. She wants your attention more. She feels left out. After so much of this turn around and start talking to her. From here make some physical contact.
After a while wait for a hurricane and screw her on national television.
Works like a charm. |