| Murder - $20 fine
Manslaughter - warning
Arson - make the offender burn something of his.
Rape - depends if the girl ended up liking it. If she is mad, make the offender wear condoms for all future sex. If she liked it, no charge.
GBH (Grievous Bodily Harm) - Make the offender watch Dr. Phil everyday, for a year
ABH (Actual Bodily Harm) - slap the offender.
Pedos - this is illegal? lol
Damage to Private Property - egg the offender
Burglary - make the offender "steal" victim's phone bill for a year. |