Who was your favourite wrestler? I was big on Raven, Jeff Hardy, Chris Jericho, a few others.

Who was the hottest bitch? Molly was probably the hottest. When I was a lot younger the chicks like Trish and Torrie were babes, but as I grew older they began to look more like dudes.

When was the moment you totally marked out the most? Probably when Jericho almost won the title on Raw, or when Jeff Hardy almost won it on Raw as well.

Why did you stop watching? I had no one in real-life to talk about it with, and the product had just turned to shit. Everything was predictable and over-done, there were no really good rivalries... it was some time around when they split the brands into Raw and Smackdown I think.

Do you ever turn it on anymore, and wonder what the fuck you were thinking? I usually see it when I'm trying to check stats on TheScore or TSN, and yeah, it blows my mind. I put on Raw the other day to see Mick Foley get interviewed by some guy with a terrible accent and decent hair. Foley is still good, but I just don't give a shit about any of these new guys. Then Linda showed up on the big screen, I barfed all over my remote, and had to change the channel on the TV itself.

It's weird to think of myself as a former wrestling fan, since in my mind a "wrestling fan" is one of the least-cool looking people imaginable.