| What I talk about when I talk about love
Today I had a great chat with Gemma.
But this isn't it.
This is on AOL with an old friend of mine. I don't know why but I'm sharing.
mc7taco: when is the last time you shit your pants?
INTERNETJERK69: a few minutes ago
mc7taco: seriously
mc7taco: have you shit your pants recently?
INTERNETJERK69: the fuck kind of question is this?
INTERNETJERK69: no
INTERNETJERK69: why?
mc7taco: you will someday
INTERNETJERK69: why?
mc7taco: One day you'll be driving in your car. You'll feel a maddening splash in your stomach. You'll race the car. You'll race it to a gas station, to a Walmart, to a fucking anywhere. But it's too late. That maddening splash is now in your underwear and you feel brown. You feel it.
INTERNETJERK69: hahahahahahahahaha
INTERNETJERK69: I just did |