"How to take out an English Cricketer - The simple procedures every Aussie must learn" - thirty7
"Lohan: You call her crack whore, I call her mine" - Mister D
"Wearing a straw hat with conviction" - Freak
"Behind The Face Paint: A true in-depth story" - Miakal
"The things I know: A 12 part, 1000 page series" - Spidey
"I wish I hadn't turned 18: I get it, i'm 'legal' now - Pink
"It's my Birthday and I won't post if I want to" - All of our inactive posters here
I'll think of more better ones later, I'm tired
